h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the fact that I'm incapable of reading the oil dipstick on my car. I checked it yesterday and it appeared to be on, or just below the minimum. Bought two litres of oil at the filling station today and opened the filler cap to pour it in, onlty to find that the oil level is clearly visible and right to the top

(Luvky for me that the filling station didn't have any 4 litre volumes of oil to sell, otherwise I'd have bought one of those.

i blame 2legs for the fact that the CERN thing could mark the end of the world. Seriously, try to imagine all life as you know it, stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

n.b. brownie points if we can get to the end of the quote!

i blame 2legs for being at a beer festival today. I also blame 2legs for living very far away from drivethrough trees, and for people thinking that cutting very large holes in trees is a good idea, just so you can drive through them.

I blame 2legs for Big Al possibly not understanding engines. the oil should never be right to the top! it's probably the oil sitting in the rocker housing or whatever the arrangement of the engine is. Trust the dipstick but only on level ground and when it's sat for at least a couple of minutes without the engine running...

i blame 2legs for my parents living in the land that the internet forgot and causing me to miss two whole days on h2g2.

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I blame 2legs for bureaucracy and an aching ear.

i blame 2legs for the amount of alcohol consumed this weekend, for the 5am finish and for the resulting hangover on sunday morning/afternoon.

I blame 2legs for the fact that he had more alcohol than me this weekend thanks to the beer festival and resulting hangover/drink more day the day after.

I blame 2legs for my inability to survive a weekend of drinking anymore without feeling absolutely knackered. and beckons!

I blame 2legs for the fact that no one told me I'd earned my 50 Edited Entries badge

I blame 2legs for beer festavils, beer, whisky, vodka, exotic cocktails, lost weekends, extreme but delayed hangovers disturbed nights sleep and work and my not having much left

i blame 2legs on me not congratulating BA before this, about his 50 edited entries badge.

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oh you are most welcome, Big Al.

I blame 2legs for sausage egg and bacon baguettes, the price of cigarettes and the even less money left in my wallet and for my hospital appointment Friday and for work and the need to have a nap

them baguettes sound might good. i blame 2legs for making me hungry.

congrats on the 50 Eds, BA.

RH


I blame 2legs for the fact that my grandson wants me to play with him (purchase 'tickets' and ride on his home-made fairground) when I'm trying to prepare for a job interview this afternoon

I also blame 2legs for the fact that Mrs BA hasn't yet carted grandson off to town, shopping, as she'd promised she'd do

I blame 2legs for BA being maybe a little nervous about the job interview, and for me wishing him the best of luck.

I blame 2legs for not realising he could have made up a game with his grandson in which they 'played' at a mock job interview, for technique practise
I blame 2legs for my bosss just phoning me and talking about work stuff just whilst I was trying to pick up the guitar

i blame 2legs for his wanton disregard of work ethics.