h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for it being to hot here as it's 37 c again today and I'm getting fed up with it

I blame 2legs for my waking early again, starting work early again, managing to have two cups of coffee, a cigarette and a toasted potato farl with butter since I got up too, and for my having gotten quite far ahead with work already due to starting so early and for my having to do laundry, yet again, and for it feeling very* autuminal when I got up this morning
I blame 2legs for my inacceptance of the weather and my thereby wearing shorts to spite the weather whcih is probably also his fault

i blame 2legs for everything wrong with the weather, i blame 2legs that it always gets sunny while i'm in work but as soon as it's time to leave it's raining so that catching the bus is an epic struggle.

i blame 2legs for no smiley.

I blame 2legs for , painkillers that make me drowsy and rain, rain and more rain.

I therefore blame 2legs for me having to spend my vacation indoors watching yummy scantly clad athletes shown at the otherwise utterly boring sports channels on TV.

What time does the female beach volleyball get underway? err yeh, I take the err sport veyr seriously ya know...
I blame 2legs for beef burgers, sessamy seeded burger buns, organic tomatos, tomato sauce, mature chedder, sliced gherkins, lettuce, onion relish, and laundry.

i blame 2legs for getting me hungry, and my having to go back to work and thus not being able to eat delicious burgers .

i also blame 2legs for the

burgers!

*ahem* i also blame 2legs for the volleyball being on whilst i'm at work and me missing out on the sport!

I blame 2legs for the crap weather when I'm taking a few days off work.

I blame 2legs for Himbeer Queen.

RF

I blame 2legs for the numbers on the screen displayed a few moments ago on A) my online natwest banking page, and B) my Marbles credit card statement why can't htey just take payment in 'full' like I ask rahter than leaving stuff to carry forward from one credit card statement to the other if its a transaction less than a whatever time period from when payment is asked for... and why do they ask for payment on the 3rd, but only then take it on the 28th, meaning ther eis always money on it, as of the transaction between the 3rd and the 28th I blame 2legs for the need to go to the bank and draw out cash and for laundry.

I blame 2legs for more rain, him not taking out the garbage and

Where is this rubbish you want me to take out? the bin is only half full I blame 2legs for the wind, it looking like rain outside, and my just having gotten a cab to the bank and back again in order to draw out some

i don't blame 2legs for the roll of sellotape that has entertained me for the best part of 2 hours.

i blame 2legs for my forgetting that this is the place to blame 2legs for things, not not blaming 2legs (yes, i said not not...wannafiedabowdit?)

i blame 2legs for long words that aren't words!

i blame 2legs for the fact that my two journal entries on the quest for his nose have vanished and it took alot of time to write them. (even though they made absolutely no sense)

I blame 2lgs for me being chilly, for being unsure about people and their intentions (but in a good way...) and for people who lie to others by omission and dont realise they are causing harm by refusing to take responsibility for themselves (in a bad way!)

I blame 2legs for 2legs needing a credit card to buy marbles. Here they only cost a dollar.

I blame 2legs for taxi rides to the bank, traffic wardens in pairs trying to stop us parking and for the rain outside coming down from the sky being really wet today and my getting wet walking to buy cigarettes from the shop which sells cigarettes (I've tried buying them in teh shop that doesn't sell cigarettes and it just doesn't work as well), and for twanggy songs with banjos in them, and my need to record one

i blame 2legs for honey roasted peanuts and cashews, and for houmous and pitta breads.
i blame 2legs for public transport and for the currently unknown whereabouts of my phone charger.
i blame 2legs for broken plates and chairs.

i also blame 2legs that i got in to dundee university and am going to spend the next three years studying French and Psychology.

I blame 2legs that I don't have the items mentioned in the first line of minichessemouse's blame

I blame 2legs for 4 hours of errands and having to leave the house again in half an hour

i blame 2legs for no posts for the past 14 hours.

i blame 2legs for the lack of postage too. where is everyone? have we forgiven 2legs for all the things we blamed?

i blame 2legs for incomplete sentenc

i blame 2legs for the fact that i found that funnier than the interuppting cow joke.

seriously i need to get outta work! i blame 2legs for work.