h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They are going to jump right out of the sub-commitee and get you

And when you jump be careful not to slip on the strawberry custard which is very very slippy and Nanny says you might hurt yourself and we can't have that can we and mind that big dog doesn't bite you and walk don't run and pull your socks up and straighten your tie you look as if you've been pulled through a hedge backwards and and and hand hand fist punch nanny nanny. Ah that's better .........

*cans silliness and sells at rock bottom prices. Having never bought a rock bottom though, he sets the price at 48,000,056 Lira*

They always say pulled through a hedge backwards in a prejorative way. Why?

Having been pulled through several headges both backwards and forwards I know which one I'd recommmend.


Dries sillyness and and sells it as POTSILLY. "From pot to pratt in the time it takes to boil a kettle"

What are the comparative merits of forward and backward hedging. Come on... out with it the strawberry custard's getting impatient .............

Back and forth travel itn the winds of changed underpants, thriely so and mhrilly to so and so on to be so and so they are as they is which is that they is, I think, but don't or didn't forget the custard, not this time, I still remember Normene beach.

Dolly! Dolly, come back!

It's like my old uncle Olaf used to say, "When dead sailors pass in the night they are sometimes scared shipless!"

How odd, my uncle, Bernard the Bereft of Burnley, used to say 'Ships in the night, wind in the morning, see the skys red?; must be globel warming',
useually, he'd follow thi swith one of his other phrases, such as:
'Can't see the spire, church must be on fire''
and ocasionally;
'Everyone gone boom? must be Michael Burton'

A sailor a day, is better than no bread.
Half a sheep, is better than two bushes.
No port in the bottle, the shepherd's hut's on fire.
It's a wise giraffe that knows which came first.....

My badger just fell off...

Fell off what

Itself...

What is a Badger's just, we should be told Hmmm...getting close to .........

Kill the badgers! Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill them...

Very David Archer .....getting closer to .......

...we must get rid of the hillinesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...

ok i think this is the silliest thread ive found on hootoo!

Protect Leakey Hill. It's bigger than me an you. ..