h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't know about the rest of you but I'd just like to say....




Blurweebileebeebileesplonquonartifickley be!

........ Drat

Pelican's nest to Bridge Mrs Albert hoving into view on t'port quarter

"Right, Stop That, Its getting far too silly.


*dances off in tutu*

Anyone who thinks this is the sillyest thread on H2G2 obviously hasn't read the cancil thread oh dear its all gone cupoid

Which one?

Cancel
Licnac
nighthoover mania
the campaign for a nighthoover smiley
or any of the dozens of other lesser known thrrilly mhhrhly ones?

Teh glowing pickle thread is pretty good too but then again, last November, when the rain beat down apon the badger cloth pants on the washign line, and the pickled glowed mhrrily and thrily so in the leccutuce remains, we lettuce mhrily and thriley did we lettuce spry, mhrily oh bob oh bob indeed the badgers cried and the swamp createures did all murdle in the middle of teh swamp as the lampposts swung hopelessly to attaract the attention of teh pertunis'a pertunia's which wondled weriley and thriley so in the pounds beat of the pounds pounding rain that did beat so, and the badgers were amased and amazed and the lamppposts did think this was good, but then thriley and lo so it came to pass oh yea, that the windoeledge, and the gazelle thereon did not frible or frible or frible mrhiley as a sto could have in cuch or cuchino or even as mhriley and those who came to pass by the open butodoc which ladeled so precisily on the edge of the superfical of the whole, which wasn't that the hole was not whole but mor ethat the whole whole did hold on to the whole of the ohle for the hole time of the termporal temportal temporal disturbance that annoyed the swamp creatures do, so and do so and say as i do say so so i DO SAY AND INDEED THE BADGERS SID DD DID DSEE THEIS AND THEI chirpled most noxiously to those that didn't if you see what I mean?

Milla

Hong it all, as hoopie as it is for a frued, its not still sily enough to the liking of Bob the hash plant, whatever happened to him but the badgers like it mostly more than that they didn't of the other, you see.

HEY! WHAT'S THAT COMING FROM ANOTHER THREAD???

Swiftly followed by:

Packing list.
Cigarettes. Check.
Spare clean shirt. Check.
Socks. Check.
Badger pants. check.
Toothbrush. Check.
Toothpaste. Check.
Deoderant. Check.
Phone/PDA. Check.
Charger. Check.
Railcard. Check.
Strawberry custard to fuel my yellow badgerine. Check.
Pasta. Check.
Avadacardo. Check.
Wet whipes. Check.
Tangerine coloured badgeracle. check.
Mushroom repealent. Check.
Snake, oh a snake

You forgot the quiche

2legs is STILL the most completely insane person around here - I though morewould have changed.

Hello, hallo, hail thee with the Halo slipping... Here we are now, insane and contagious, infectious and catching… Dancing to the llama’s tune… Singing praises unto the Prince Of Badgers…

I'm going to Birmingham today.
I just got my yellow badgerine out, and its looking a bit dirty; I be t I'll get the same hastle when I try to take it thought the car wash; why does no one understand, that some people grow old, some people die, but by the grace of Bob and a whooper from burgerking we can succeede....?
Oh well, I've filled the tanks with strawberry custard, and have plenty of spare pasta to deal with unwanted attentions, so that all that remains is for me to say thrilely and mhrily so thus we park our inemitable a**es on to the British Rail chewing gum covered seat of destaany and send unto thi badgers in teh sky the words that repeat till the day we die
'I want 2 cancal this account, what 2 do?'

Oh no, what have I done

er, I mean, Oh good my master plan is working - all the usual suspects gathered together in one place, including an aberrant Aussie *rubs hands together*

*secretly sprinkles snake attracting powder along the floor*

*kicks over wombat poo on the way out the door*

*ushers in some penguins*

there you go fellas plenty to eat.......