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_@'-' I meant

*crawls upto venus slowly and munches the lettuce leaf*

Aaaawwww how cute Wanna live in my garden?

__@'-' - {You promise not to kill me or eat me?}

I don't eat snails....and i have a HUGE garden, with lots of other snails. Its organic too.....but no eating my prize plants ok!!

__@'-' - { sure! as long as you make sure the crows dont eat me}

If you hide in the bushes the crows won't find you!

*vibrates*

I have to go now my little slimey friend.

Just follow the sign to my garden
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. ->>>>>> THIS WAY TO VENUS'S GARDEN ->>>>>

Ooooer!

Maybe the snail was phoning the police saying:

__@_'-' - {HELP, HELP, there's some crazy woman taping on my shell!!}

Someone say pants?

..I think it was plants...But you are still welcome 2legs!

I offered to lend someone my handcuffs last night... they refussed

That was without the key!

Perhaps the shuttered windows and doors, chains from the walls, and very smokey sconces were just a bit much?

Snail dude , good to know the reason... even though I can't bring myself to pick up any more

Maybe he was dancing around in his pants at his joy of having such cheap mobile accommodation when his mobile went off and shocked him so much he started shaking just when I picked him up.....

Can we still play.. eh, eh, eh?


Go on.... let us play here! Please


We won't make too much noise... honest

~Can I interest you in a pair of Handcuffs?

Shouldn't they be empty first?

*takes handcuffs off