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*holds the door open, noting the amazing total absence of any rush*

Could be a long wait then

Maybe we could use the vibrating snails to massage his feet.

I don't think even a snail is that

This thread has had me laughing so much I've come close to snorting soup out through my nose! It should come with a warning not to read whilst eating or whilst pretending to be working!

I've not encountered a vibrating snail in my garden but that could well be because one of my ferrets eats them. Trust me, the noise of a ferret eating a snail is maximum

I'll get back to lurking and spilling soup...

Could we get all our vibrating snail based instruments together, for a rendition of 'Good Vibrations' by the Beach Boys?

I've a vibrating instriment somewhere, though its not very* much like a snail

I think I saw a thrush looking at my snailello!

Live, on stage, on the electric snail, with the snailettes back group!

Snailettes, the new Beatles?

Sure thing maan, they are the biggest thing to hit the scene since the slugs!

Hay, take it slow, taking it realy slow these snails really rock... well... vibrate....

So whats this band called? Sid snail and his slime trailers?

Thought the backing group was the Snailettes?

Don't tell me. they'll be playing 'born slippy'!!

Or "Don't get around much"....