h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Standing on the shoulders of vertically unchallenged people, having completed the necessary risk assessment and undergoing compulsory "Standing on shoulders" training and wearing all available safety equipment.

Hmm. Not really "snappy" is it?

Third-rate, Third-world, Third-way.

Damn, they got under the moat.

Better than it actually is.

(From "The Crow")

Can't rain all the time...

Aye, tis good'un that one.

>> Can't rain all the time... <<

Isn't that more "a motto for Manchester"?

RF

Britishness. It's what makes this country what it was.

or (sweating the small details here)

The British Spirit. It's what makes this country what it was.

And Sheffield, Hull and Gloucestercestercestershire.

If you can see across the Clyde (Tyne, Mersey...) it's gonna rain.

Or even; 'If you can see your hand in front of your face, it's gonna rain.'

Or even: 'it's gonna rain'.

Pfft. You can tell Kea's a kiwi.

"It's already raining."

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Expanded slightly,
For sale. Free Scotland and Wales with every England.

But if you want Northern Ireland too, you have to pay extra.

'Britain - We built the World.'

MMF

Yes we did. Legoworld.

Let's not worry ourselves about it. I'm sure they'll come up with something great - just like they did with the Olympic logo.

Lisa Simpson seemed to like it.