A Conversation for Ask h2g2

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Post 161

Researcher U197087

See You On Level Two smiley - boing


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Post 162

Icy North

It was gonna be a Mexican Wave, but me mates all fell in the river.


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Post 163

Orcus

Poisonous Handshake!


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Post 164

Orcus

Or even better.

Golden Handshake


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Post 165

Icy North

Hello Mum - I'm on "Life in Cold Blood"!


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Post 166

McKay The Disorganised

Waves Across The Waves.

smiley - cider


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Post 167

Icy North

A new one:

Diners receive explicit item on restaurant bill:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/staffordshire/7253002.stm

Headlines?


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Post 168

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

"Service" free on resturant bill.

or:

I could swear I didn't order that.


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Post 169

Icy North

Spotted Dick Surprise on Bill


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Post 170

McKay The Disorganised

Diners invited to chew the fat.

smiley - cider


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Post 171

The Groob

An obvious choice:

Puppet turkey to represent Ireland at Eurovision:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7261164.stm

Let the bad puns commence! smiley - biggrin


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Post 172

MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship.

'Ireland pluck Turkey from obscurity.'
'Ireland chooses link with Turkey for Eurovision Contest.'
"Turkey gobbles most votes in Euro vote!'

MMF

smiley - musicalnote


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Post 173

The Groob

Bigger cock than Wogan due at Eurovision


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Post 174

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

Fowl play suspected in plucky Irish Eurovision bid.


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Post 175

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

How about headlines for this one:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7261888.stm

"Man dies in cake-eating contest"

I would sugegst perhaps: "An exceedingly good way to go".


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Post 176

Icy North

Man Snuffin' Stuffin' Muffin


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Post 177

The Groob

Gormand-dies

Drop dead yummy

Stuffed stiff

Nightclub stunt goes Pete Tong


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Post 178

The Groob

Crowds flock to monkey 'wedding'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7263782.stm

An obvious choice but:

I dooh ooh ooh


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Post 179

Icy North

(Why is this one so difficult?)

Primate conducts wedding


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Post 180

Orcus

Man leads horse into Hawaiian hospital

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7310907.stm



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