A Conversation for Ask h2g2

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Post 121

Icy North

Good job he didn't do the verse about the Balkans


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Post 122

Icy North

Still thinking about the concrete mixer/cheese stealer one.

Ready-mix robber fella boldly nicks mozzarella


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Post 123

Orcus

For the cheese one

warning this is bad... smiley - winkeye

Cheese thief ricotta after caerphilly goudaway!


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Post 124

Orcus

I think Icy's is better!


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Post 125

Researcher U197087

Judge jails entire courtroom over ringing phone

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7116426.stm


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Post 126

The Groob

Ooh, it's a hard one that. I've been giving it a thought or two today and the best I could come up with is:

All rise, and all go down

How about this:

New slogan alleged: Vote for me and I'll give you Viagra

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1129viagra29-ODDD.html


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Post 127

Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune

on the judge one, I'm sure there's something to be made from rhyming slang (bone) and gnawing on it...

Mr Nobody strikes again?


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Post 128

Icy North

Bloke erection rules


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Post 129

Orcus

More of a caption I guess.

"Thais wonder at excessive number of spoiled papers in latest ballot..."


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Post 130

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

Thai Organ-ised crime extends to pole-manipulation.


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Post 131

pedro

All rise for Thai candidate!


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Post 132

Researcher U197087

Stiff opposition?


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Post 133

pedro

Stick THAT in a ballot box..


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Post 134

MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship.

And today's offering:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7140396.stm

US army claim Al-Queda is horsing around.

MMF

smiley - musicalnote


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Post 135

Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune

I quite liked the kinky elephant boots!


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Post 136

The Groob

Shock and eeh-aw

smiley - groan


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Post 137

Icy North

Any takers for Edinburgh's flatulent cow?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7145026.stm


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Post 138

Researcher U197087

Methane of Cawdor smiley - erm


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Post 139

Icy North

Alex Salmond's air-conditioning unit located.


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Post 140

McKay The Disorganised

For the donkey one

WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION FINALLY LOCATED

For the cow one

AMERICAN SCIENTIST FINDS CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING

smiley - cider


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