h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(In husky voice) Liam 2, the sequel : just when you thought it was safe to go back into H2G2.

obviously you guys wont be convinced untill you find yourselfs on the otherside of a closed border.
its just a shame that you couldnt even acknolige my beliefs without humor, somthing froidian perhaps?
i take it that either you are too young to truly fear death or you have been defeated by the innevitability of it all.
i might not have all the answers, but i dont see many people trying to do anythin for the human race that is not obligatory to protect their dignity.

im talking about real actions not just token gestures.

i would ignore where strangers stick there willies if it didnt infect the minds of our youn who would have been fine if they never knew what it was.

if my level of english education is the best argument you can com up with, then why are you here in a room of minds.

yes i have bad english, but it is enough for me to earn money, hire staff, and convey a general understanding of what i am trying to say.

lets put it in an analogy you can understand...maybe

if all you need is windows 98 to run your program, and xp gives no particular benefit to your program.
why pay the extra?

Hurray, I'm warping the minds of young children now.... Thats a new one for me

If 98 crashes constantly and Microsoft no longer offers support and XP doesn't crash a whole lot and when it does you can get help for free, then XP might be better.

Gigabane:

Just a small question. Are you the Canadian Gigabane or is that someone else?

Hey! Guys! Don't put him off!

After all, I _really_ want to see who applies for the post on offer...

Let's have a look at it...


Non-existant company with no legal status and staff that are sometimes difficult to get along with, run by an Homophobic, megalomaniac and paranoid boss (with no skills of his own) is looking for an Experienced IT professional with Good Business and Web Development Skills for Contract starting immediately...

Wages: Immortality (but no money)
Advantages in Nature: Invisibility
Training: None
Location: Somewhere in France (to be confirmed)(Or possibly Africa)
Job Description: Unknown
Uniform provided


Other positions available: Franchise deals available for your own dictatorship.


Who could resist such an opportunity!

I can't.
Maybe someone has got the rong end of the stick like thing, but I'd really like this job.
Admittidly, I only know a little HTML/XML/E commerce/buisness stuff, and I don't like uniforms, but hey, if I keep quiet about my sexual history, I might just have a chance

rofwl

i obviously havnt made it very clear.
i own several legal business's
and some that would be considered illegal by the western world,(which is why they are not in the western world)
as to france, that is because i am requred there.
as to wage. why do you need a wage when all you want is payed for every time you ask.
besides thats the licence system of the future.
do you actuall think i would publicy advertise the actual resposibilities and perks of the job in a public arena.
that is a private matter between an employee and their boss.

yes i want to create a society where there is no religion or sexual deviance. we must shed all our misconceptions, the we will move to a new world and see where the fates take us from there.

yes i do have a few people on board, but mainly it is those that have been so far down that they already can experience the change of life i have to offer.
as i get more powerfull,i will be able to enrich the lives of more demanding people.
soon enough i will have enough to push as an emerging nation.

I'm all for getting rid of religion, but why replace it with another set of controls bassed on a simular (outcome) set of misconceptions, beliefs and predjuices? Do I get the job then?

The trouble with nations is that they tend to need countries. That is to say, a piece of land that they can call their own.

The nature of the world today is that all the land has already been claimed by various existing nations. Indeed there are a few cases where several nations have claimed the same bit of land. That's now wars start. So, were exactly do you intend to get you land from, and do you have the army to back it up?


Geggs

actuall the core replacement system consists of 4 sectors to reflect flexibility for the more dynamic laws.

human right
ethics of humanity
law body for the protection of business and science
local level laws.
all in all a well rounded system.
please dont push anymore on this subgect as i am afraid to share at the mo.

What precisely is wrong with sexual deviance, providing it's (a) adult (b) consensual and (c) doesn't result in anybody being harmed?

Perhaps you'd be better off creating a society that enshrined the rights of individual to live free from state meddling.

that is the little bugger who nicked my name....
i think he is a man soon then i will have words with him.

sorry to repeat myself but . . .

Are you the Canadian Gigabane or is that someone else?


Or are you really Lord Valkyrie?

sorry, simulpost.

Thing is, that Canadian Gigabane is all over the web. Are you sure about who has priority.

hey as far as queers are concerned that is my personal preference to hate the idea.
if you would look at the post somone made to ask me questions you would see that homosexual legality is actually desided on a local level.
what i want is to eventually take the long walk off this planet with thos who think like me.
the rest can re intergrate with society however they please.
sex, mating and all forms of deviance are simply throwbacks from our primative nature and should be considered a low priority in life.
if you want to bugger a man in your bedroom, thats your thing.
but as soon as you start these gay pride jobbies, then weak minds get warped.

i have land chosen that has less than a quater of a million people on it. i can enrich their lives to the point of being sworn in as king.
thats fairly easy. the dificult bit is having the infrastructure to back up your claims...thats what im working on now in the real world.

If you can enrich lives so greatly so easily, why think so small? I have land chosen with a billion people on it. And it's already got a bunch of infrastructure. I'll bet you 5 euros I'll be king first.

i was GiGaBaNE since before that little twerp could spell it.

as to large land mass.
that is dictatorship, the point to my system is that appropriate people join voluntarily and may leave the fold.
try to take to large a land and you garuntee to piss off some of the natives.

Forget it, this guy is a looney. I suggest we all decamp to some other, rather more pleasant land.

Would the last person to leave this thread please turn out the ?