h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

About the 'surely he was the son of god' moment: the bit the film adaptations always miss about between the curtain ripping and the lightening flashing and the "eloi loi lama sabachthani!" and

Is when the dead of Jerusalem (not just their most faous resident three days later) all get up and march down into Jerusalem, and they being stoiclly minded populous aren't scared out their skins at the sight of a few lumbering corpses in various states of decay and old Aunt Maude who was only interred last week, meandering up the highstreet - and on The Sabbath too!



It's in Matthew 27:51 - 54
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=matthew%2027:51-54&version=31

'Give me a factual fact in real time about “god” '



But, isn't time a non-linear, one day equals a thousand years, everything is simultaneous for god, passing at different rates at different 'times' sort of thing?


-- The Gospel according to St. warner

I've just been looking over the wikipoedia entry on 'Time' and I find it telling that if any of warner's oft repeated but horribly vague terms show up, they certainly mean nothing like what he seems to be walking blindly in the fog toward. Clearly the wiki collective knows nothing of the obvious and widely acknowledged fact of non-linear simultaneous god-time and scientific roadmap called the Koran.

Kind of sad, really, those poor, deluded wikipedia people.

Who made Warner a saint?

Damn you Pope Benedeict!!!!

This ecumenicalism has to stop.

I said I think you had Warner sussed, imprecise, vague, rude, abusive, and short on humility long on willing misunderstanding and ignorance.

Would you believe Warner did part of a degree in physics? (I think that's right - he did claim that once didn't he?)

I think the Total Perspective Vortex might have addled is peanut.

The concept of “god” is maintained if only in the repeated nature of pray, this is either a group or individuals act in association of posted adhered ritualised acts and is not in any why known as an natural phenomenon

'Would you believe Warner did part of a degree in physics?'

part of a degree?! How wonderful!


My brother did part of a degree in Arts. He went to one class in his first year of university and hung out in the coffee shops for his second year. They asked him not to come back for a third year.

I did part of a graduate degree in philosophy. A few years after I finished my graduate work, I went back and took a couple of philosophy classes for fun.

Strangely, my other brother did part of a degree in Business Administration. I think you can see where this is heading. . .






'I did part of a degree in . . .' is the way a person without confidence says 'I flunked out'.

Philosophy is only as useful as a measure of the man who chooses to employ it

'a little knowledge . . .' as Mr. Clemens said.

I think you mean 'Mr. Pope'.

well, 'to err is human . . .' as that same bard of the Mississippi said.

<<'to err is human . . .' >>

to screw things up completly requires a computer

No, no.

That requires a fundamentalist Christian Muslim Jew doing science.

but that does not exist in the real world, that only happens in lala land with gods and fairy's and warners

okay, I'm done with making fun of a certain someone. I mean, after all, it's Saturday night (where I am) and I'm online: how pitiful is that?





I should be sleeping!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/8065597.stm

is this warner????

>Muslim leaders say Islam should be the only faith to use it, saying its use in other faiths could lead to confusion and conversions.<

Why dont they copyright it ? ....you know it makes sense .

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it would start a religious war

the sheite and the sunni would be at each others throats over who owned allah

if as they clain there is only one true god and allah is his name, how can they justify denying the name of god from everyone else

i get a whiff of hypocracy here

Religion is maybe more concerned about controlling people , God is a completely different subject .