h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Newsflash!! Babies found in vending machines!!

Looks like we need some government department involvement here!!

hmmmmmmmmmmmm a jelly baby quango

Perish the thought.............

Hiya Tony

Just a quick note to let you know what's been happening with me lately.........not seen you around on here for ages so thought I'd let you know I'm still in the land of the living and hope you are too?

Xmas was a quiet affair with me spending most of it in bed with a very nasty cold and chest infection.........only got up for xmas day just to be sociable then went back to bed again

Oh yes! had to take son to casualty on Xmas eve He was cutting up the carrots for the horses and decided he'd slice his thumb as well (extra protein) so took him in and he had to have 7 stitches and was lucky he hadn't severed the tendon too! Took him to have them out this morning and whats a baby!!! Was worse than when he had them put in!!!

Was working all over New Year so no wild booze laden orgies for me

Hope you had a good Xmas and a rather belated Happy New Year to you

Is tony a jelly baby or is this message ment for someone else?

Hi Barn Owl
Been off ill myself.
Tony

my mother told me that when i was a kid i used to bit the heads off my jelly babies and then make them stand up in a line like some kind of headless jelly baby army

Sounds jolly tasty if you ask me. I believe there is a queue outside Buckingham Palace. The jelly babies are offering their services for Charlie boy's wedding.Can't be any more wierder than what else is going on.

There could be a shock coming up in the next couple of months when Baby Bigheart announces that he is going to be the leader of the United Baby Party as the next general election is announced. He is trying to gather support for other candidates to also run for election.

You never know he might become Prime Minister!!

Of course the legitimacy of the jelly baby is of greater importance than the flavour.

If you wish to know if your jelly babies is legitimate, there is a simple test.

If you turn the bag upside down - all the little barstards fall out.

Does that work with all politicians?

Will there be cash for questions? Will the colour of the Jelly Baby influence the voter? Will the younger ones be issued with ASBO's?What will be the points of debate? What are their standing points?
Will Andrew Gardiner be called in for the stats?

Scoff em whole

Nooooooo legs, then arms then the rest

Love black ones.

Do you think the girls have more jelly than the boys?

Where red ones banded in the former USSR?

USSR? Well I would have thought RED being the colour of the Russians at that time, they would have been accepted.

i could be getting mixed up with Smarties?

Smarties? How dare you mention them on this thread!!
The Jelly Baby Army will dcecend upon you.

All hail the Jelly Babies