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Size.....does it matter? Are J/Bs made by different companies of different sizes?

One point which was under serious debate was do girl jelly babies have more jelly than boys?

To be honest, I've never been able to tell the sex of J'Bs. How do you do it?

Pick 'em up and shake 'em.

If they rattle, they're boys

Pick 'em up and shake 'em.

If they squeak, they're girls!

So NOW I know. I'll try it. (2 minutes later)
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Well I picked one up and shook it and it rattled AND squeaked! Maybe it's a bisexual J/B!

Perhaps we couold create a new post. A Jelly Baby Sexer. Some-one whose job it is to discover the sex of them. Is any-one up for the job?
Salary to be discussed.

But what would be the point ?

If you are going to be like that, what's the point of this jelly baby threadd? Come on Belana its a joke. It's fun. You're a lovely funny lady. We've exchanged so many laughs over the period of our chats. You have been in my campany twice and we've shared some chuckles. I've enjoyed the pleasure of your campany.


I know we'll write a musical, have a chorus line of jelly babies. A Jelly baby version of Fame. How about that?

Uups, , I never meant to sound that negative, I only wondered why we should want to know the gender, but then, that's just me

Because it would go to helping solve the question do girl jelly babies have more jelly than boys.

Liquid, a musical sounds fantabulosa! We could have the Johnny Kidd and the JBs singing 'Shakin' All Over'

Any other 'plot' and /or 'song' ideas out there?

Jelly Baby love my jelly baby love
The three supreme jelly babies.

or


Can you imagine a troupe dancing and sing Saturday night fever

Oh yes Liquid, with music written by the Jee Bees instead of the Bee Gees, a good song for them would be Stayin Alive..Stayin Alive

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Squish me honey honey squish me
Chew me honey honey chew me
Don't care even if you bite my top
but honey honey
Don't stop.

Maybe I didn't chew you, quite as much as I should have
maybe I didn't lick you quite as often as I could have
Squishing I could have done
I just never took the time
You were always on my tongue, your were always on my tongue.

Well west coast jelly babies just know how stun your tongue,

While the northern jells of many coloured hues are really fine and oh so young,

The midwest supermarkets seem to sell them every day,

And Greenwich Village blobs that seem oh so chic are more than likely completely gay,

I wish they all could be jellies in my bag,


(they all could be jelly, jelly babies

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...just know how TO stun your tongue

How about we start a Jelly Baby Barber Shop group?