h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hell, I'm a teenager. We talk about this stuff all the time.
Oh, damn. I fell into the trap. Okay, I take that back, now let's all bask in Az's embarrasment. All who agree to awkard silence, don't say "Aye"...

Or we could discuss *you* public private habits, Fnord. So far you haven't offered an opinion.

az

*your*

Naturally I haven't. I'm enjoying the silence. But actually, I'm polite enough to refrain from doing it in public, ditto with farting, burping. All this AND I manage not to be uptight! I rule.

Uptight people rarely think they're uptight and if they do they'll never let go enough to admit it because they're too uptight.

True. But I'm not uptight.

wha?

You manage to do several things at once mister F, youre in denial about your uptightness and you dont burp fart or scratch in public.

Two words:



Gender reassignment.

Blicky. Joke? You know? The things with the hahah and the boomboom and the badatching? You managed to do one thing at once. You seem to think that doing two things is actually doing several. Two Words: Maths Lessons. Unless you count burping and scratching as two seperate things, in which case, three things still ain't seven. C'mon, you're meant to be an anally-retentive engineering-DIY pedantic male. Get it right.

I must say I prfer eXtreme DIY. To pedantic brown cowgown DIY.

Diy with a dash of danger is so much more fun.

Scratching, burping and farting werent what I was refering to when I was summing your activities. However the fact that you missed my point whilst simultaneously forgetting something you had said (posted) earlier only adds more grist to my chauvanistic mill.

But I'll stop teasing you now.

Oh, phew.
Perhaps Channel Four will do a series on X-tRemE DY soon. Doesn't sound too unlikely. The furthest I go to DIY is electric-screwing a crude wooden plank into my wall as a bookshelf. It's just not fun unless you do it loudly, with excessively heavy tools. Oh, Freud would scream...

Just had to rearrange something

Bad boy Xan!

az, if it helps, that is just the curse of h2g2 in operation. Eventually, everybody on the site stoops to that level. The true test of character is only stooping to that level once or twice a year.

I didn`t like in PE when we had to do some excercise which involved having to lay down on the floor. You always just had to rearrange stuff to avoid it being squashed.

That's why god invented the jock strap.

Blues,

Actually, I think it probably had more to do with the three glasses of wine I had with lunch - whoops!

az
(must learn not to hootoo when drunk . . .)

Aaww, don't do that. It's way funnier.

what is worse is when you'd do PE with the lads, and they refuse to wear Y fronts....instead the boxer shorts come out....along with everything else!!!!!