h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just goes to show B, that when God made man, she was only joking.

She ironed out the bugs for mark 2.

Yeah? You're just jealous you can't pee standing up.

B

A -largish- sausage?

Yes I can B, yes I can.

So can I.

It's something I learned from the boys in 'Nam.

Wow.
I'm impressed.

How's that work, then?

watch "The Fully Monty" for a demonstration of female stand-up peeing

Yeah but try writting your name in the snow.

Is exactly the sort of behaviour that was being complained of at the beginning of the thread...

There is a section called "A Woman's Guide on How to Pee Standing" at restrooms.org. It's deadly serious. If you've ever queued for ages outside the Ladies whilst seeing men going in and out of the Gents, and wished you could do the same, then this is for you!

I came across this nugget whilst looking for a new bathroom suite, in answer to your (unasked) question.

In holland they actualy developed a device for women to pee standing up. No kidding. Not sure how it works(being a man and all...) but I think it involves some kind of tube-thingy. For more info search the web, I sure you'll find something on it.

Rod

I nearly bought one of those thingies for glastonbury...did have the site bookmarked until my work comp died and I lost everything.

Ended up perfecting bottle use instead

Long coach journiees with the rugby club means a 10 litre tub with a lenght of hose and a funnel given to a newbie to lookafter.

Far more hygieneic than big drunk blokes to get into the tiny toilet and pee straight whilst bumping along at 60mph.

Its great being a bloke. Its just so much fun. I like ladies, and I hope you have fun being female but is just so good being able to have who can pee furthest up the wall competiotions.

Willys may be difficult to look after and prone to damage, but keep it clean and free from frost damage and youve got one of the most versatile organs in all of nature.

Hat peg.
Something to twiddle with when your thumbs start to ache.
You can play how far can I pee.
Can be an impromtu navel Sun dial.
Tassle when dancing nekkid to Prince records.
Lustometer.

To name but a few of its potential uses. How wnyone expects men not to look after such an instrument without the proper care and regular attention is due beggars belief.

Long coach journies with the rugby club means a 25 litre tub with a lenght of hose and a funnel given to a newbie to lookafter.

Far more hygieneic than big drunk blokes, inbut still half out a tiny toilet cubicle trying and failing pee straight whilst bumping along at 60mph.

Its great being a bloke. Its just so much fun. I like ladies, and I hope you have fun being female but is just so good being able to have who can pee furthest up the wall competiotions.

Willys may be difficult to look after and prone to , but keep it clean and out of frost and what youve got is one of the most versatile organs in all of nature.

Hat peg.
Something to twiddle with when your thumbs start to ache.
You can play how far can I pee.
Can be an impromtu navel Sun dial.
Tassle when dancing nekkid to Prince records.
Lustometer.
Rack
To name but a few of its potential uses. How wnyone expects men not to look after such an instrument without the proper care and regular attention is due beggars belief.

Master B,

*Peel the sausage from your inner thigh*? Are you sure this isn't wishful thinking? Just how far down the thigh are you talkin here?



az

, and

*Lustometer*???

You're doing it again, Blicky.

Quite frankly, none of the aforementioned 'advantages' (including being able to write my pee-name in the snow) would compensate for having meat and two veg stuck twixt my legs 24-7.

(Actually, that might not be *too* bad if that were the case and I *wasn't* a man!)

az

oh dear . . . look what's become of me!

Oh *please* would somebody say something else and not leave that last silly posting just dangling there!

az

thank you Fnord!

I reckon it must be the company I'm keeping . . .



az