h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, BM...
My party trick when I was a teenager in the Seventies was undoing a bra without getting into the blouse - (only works on back fastening).

Arms around the lady, find the bra junction, left hand on the hook side, right hand on the eylet side and give her a while pressing left hand toward the right. When you let go, the bra has too...!
I used to enjoy the look on the face when she gets that "let-down" feeling and the various excuses to get into the ladies to fix-it?

Of course my better half learned that trick long ago - I haven't done it on anyone else in 23 years...!

ooooooooo il remember that

n not 2 u...
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Cutiechops, I KNEW that's what "lmfto" meant!
Wrinkled Rocker, excellent trick! That is, if you mean you just act all ignorant like it was just an accident from the way you d her and you don't even know you've done- otherwise, I actually find it easier to undo them with one hand! The way you rub the catch between thumb and fingers means it slots apart straight- if you use two hands it can get all wiggly and awkward, because you're pushing the hooks towards the eyelets instead of pulling them apart, you know?

Bebel (Realises he's involved in a conversation about the best way to undo a bra and s before boss arrives)

Cuttiechops I would not be bitchy towards just because you have bigger bust size than me.

Please tell me are there any ways of making my breasts bigger? I have heard there are tablets on the market that claim that they can increase the size of your bust by two cups. I wonder if this is true. The downside to buying these tablets is that they cost £100+ just for two months treatment and the course lasts four months.


Katrine

Wo wo wo... hold on there, m'love- I think it's more the case of *why* you'd want to change them that's the issue. Be pleased with who you are.

Bebel Matmaon I do not know what lmfto means? Please explain to me. I am not pretending not to know.


Katrine

I could give you an answer to that - it's cobblers! Unless anybody here can categorically state that these work, then I wouldn't waste your money.

Be happy with what you've got

Q

Wow, triple simulpost!

Q

Yes except I am not, I am 34c and I am 5ft and I would like to be bigger. I cannot turn men's heads even if I have a low cut top. If I had bigger breasts I would be more confident in myself.

Katrine

34C??? What the bloody hell is wrong with 34C??? That's perfect! I'm willing to bet you turn thousands of heads, they just don't want to be obvious. Keep the boobs, JA!
I don't reckon £200 is expensive for an extra cup size, but I definitely wouldn't advise messing with medication to incease the size of your s.

(By the way, check the backlog for the meaning of LMFTO. the L is for , the T is for s- I spend ages trying to work out peoples little abbreviations of "...whatever", don't you?

Thank you Bebel Matman for the kind compliments.

Yes I have checked the backlog.

I think my lack of confidence about myself is that I am 40 years of age and I have had only 3 boyfriends and two of the affairs did not last more than 3 months and the other a year.


Katrine

40's not old, man! Don't worry about not having had a lot of boyfriends, we're just trouble. Better off being single and having flings, baby!
I bet you're gorgeous. It's irrelevant, really, anyway, I've read a lot of stuff you've posted on this site and you seem like a fantastic person so there.

Thank you Bebel Matman for your kindness towards me.


JFA

Bebal.....&xxxxxx.



Katrine....u b happy wiv wot uv got babe..,why dont u try a super,fab wonderbra...
..oh how i wish they did wonderbras in my size,,im sick of me nips scrapin along the floor,,lmftopmkl...heeeheeee

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katrine....

lmao=laff me ass off
lmto="" "" t*ts""
lmbo="" "" ballz""
pmkl=p*ss me knickers laughin
pmpl="" "" pants """"
ropmkl= roll over p*ssin me knicker laughin
..if u see a f in any of these,=f**kin

hope these help..

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EM

*ropmfpl @ Cutiechops*

Thank you EM for the kind advice and information.

I have worn various types of padded & airlifted bras but they have not made any real difference to my size.


Katrine

Thank you EM for the kind advice and information.

I have worn various types of padded & airlifted bras but they have not made any real difference to my size.


Katrine

Thank you EM for the kind advice and information.

I have worn various types of padded & airlifted bras but they have not made any real difference to my size.


Katrine

Wow! Three posts and still I can't work out who EM is
You shouldn't worry about it, 36C is plenty, especially if you're petite.

Bebel (lmao at the thought of an airlifted bra with Go-Go-Gadget propellors on it)