h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There must be hound-reds more of these.

Everyone's barking up the wrong tree.

That's true but there's no need to be so dogmatic!

Om

My karma ran over my dogma.

I'm going to paws for thought a minute, I'm in a different pedigree, chum.

I've tried so hard to think of a dog pun it's given me a headache. I think I've roverdone it.

What a bunch of waggers we are!

This thread's starting to look a bit ruff....looks like some of us have gone walkies

It's getting dog-tired, looking dog-eared at the corners

Does that mean these are the dog days?

A dog limps into a wild west bar, with one leg bandaged:

"I've come for the guy who shot my paw"

I have to pointer out that we've retrieved some really stinky puns!

Has anyone told you recently you're all barking mad!

Sorry, I'm feeling a bit ruff, I fell off the ruff trying to fix the tv aerial

These puns are terrierble!!!
Isn't it time for someone to setter new subject?

Mmh, sufficiently dogged, are we?

How about bread? I do like to loaf about … it's the doughboy in me, I suppose.

At yeast that topic should get a rise out of everybody!

Making bread puns? I'll knead to think about that.

Om

I donut think that's wise

I think we'll see a lot of rye humor on this topic.