h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is a groansome game I sometimes play with my buddies. We start with a subject and take it from there. Puns should be as bad as possible To start with the subject of:

Trees

I'll leaf you to it.......

Excellent! But let's try and STICK to trees without BRANCHING out to plants and whatever yet.

Not many entries yet. Maybe I was barking up the wrong tree

Dont go pining for sympathy just yet!

The problem with this sort of thread is that you cant see the wood for the trees.

Nothing to add so I'll BOUGH out of this one...

btw - when do YEW decide enough is enough?

Fir point, Lady in a.....hang on!

I've just twigged!

When I've got enough I'll start logging them.

From Richard Whitely:
The swordfish is mighter than the pen.

ja

Does it have to be BAd puns? After all, a good pun is it's own re-word.


Geggs

I WOOD post some puns for YEW, but I can't remember any. I'll ROOT around for some and try to find ACORN-y one for you.

Don't overdo it or you'll end up bushed.

OAKy-doky. I WOOD help you but we're running out of tree jokes and we'll end up repeating ourselves. Shall we change subjects before people get SYCAMORE tree jokes?

I'll LUMBER up and oPINE that there are many more tree puns waiting! I know I FELL about laughing at some of those out-STANDING contributions.

But I don't want to be at LOGGER-heads with yew all: it wood SAP my energy and you would have CONKERed.

Perhaps we should have a new rule - a new pun for each 20 entries.
So, entry 21 suggests the new topic?

Do you cedar point?

That's a TREEmendous idea!

It would be if things didn't seem to be going PEAR shaped.

Alder best ones have been done already

changing topic each page means we won't have to read any bark-log

just as well, because this thread is going to be very poplar.