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tanzen Posted Mar 5, 2003
Sorry I haven't been in lately, but I had to get to the Bahamas for the new Sports Illustrated bikini special....If anyone buys it, I'm the one in the pink two piece.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 6, 2003
You'll never guess what I've just seen outside!
Kelly Osbourne and David Ginola eating pizza on the back of a zebra.
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mrs the wife Posted Mar 6, 2003
I am a slim yet curvaceous model, aged 22, niaive and inexperienced in life looking for a real man with profuse ear and toe hair for nights of passion... no timewasters please.
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tanzen Posted Mar 6, 2003
...yes, and what I really want is for someone who will just tell me what to do, because I'm so vulnerable and incapable....
....and I'm really bad at pool...
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If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 Posted Mar 7, 2003
i DIDNT just get my teachers legs waxed by a lot of people for a cancer foundation and he WASNT in pain
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Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Mar 7, 2003
i'm currently typing this on my laptop while on the way to antartica by plane...
Oh dear, the extension cable has almost run out...
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Mar 17, 2003
I lost both my arms to a tiger and I'm typing this with my nose.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 17, 2003
My trousers are on fire.
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tanzen Posted Mar 17, 2003
I'm so glad the Aussie Rules football season has started again. I love the footy....
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 17, 2003
My aunt lives next door to Idi Amin's half-brother.
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Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Mar 18, 2003
last year, I grew another foot.
I now have 3 feet
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abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein Posted Mar 18, 2003
I gave Mr. Al G. the idea for the internet when we were sky diving at the South Pole. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 18, 2003
I always wondered who did that.
I am the Bishop of East Anglia.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 19, 2003
You know the man who sold the world? Well, I made an unsuccessful bid for the world on eBay.
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Adam Dorman Posted Mar 19, 2003
When people tell me to watch my head I remove my eyeballs and do.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Mar 19, 2003
This thread is a really good idea. 
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- 201: tanzen (Mar 5, 2003)
- 202: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 6, 2003)
- 203: mrs the wife (Mar 6, 2003)
- 204: tanzen (Mar 6, 2003)
- 205: If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 (Mar 7, 2003)
- 206: Just Justin... (ACE) (Mar 7, 2003)
- 207: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Mar 17, 2003)
- 208: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 17, 2003)
- 209: tanzen (Mar 17, 2003)
- 210: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 17, 2003)
- 211: tanzen (Mar 18, 2003)
- 212: a visitor to planet earth (Mar 18, 2003)
- 213: Just Justin... (ACE) (Mar 18, 2003)
- 214: abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein (Mar 18, 2003)
- 215: tanzen (Mar 18, 2003)
- 216: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 18, 2003)
- 217: tanzen (Mar 19, 2003)
- 218: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 19, 2003)
- 219: Adam Dorman (Mar 19, 2003)
- 220: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Mar 19, 2003)
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