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"he's in a comma."

Post 1

Galigan

In Life on Mars the main guy is in a coma after being hit by a car and wakes up in 1973. When someone was talking about this they accidently put 'he's in a comma' instead of 'he's in a coma'. this sparked up a wonderful thread about how uncomfortable it would be being stuck inside pieces of punctuation.

so, ladies and gents, what in your opinion is the worst piece of punctuation to be stuck inside?


"he's in a comma."

Post 2

kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013

An ellipse, because you'd slowly fade away...


"he's in a comma."

Post 3

Galigan

what's an ellipse look like?

personally i think the % would be pretty uncomfortable, like going through a mangle. squish!


"he's in a comma."

Post 4

eagle2

Inside of a bracket:

{

Ouch!


"he's in a comma."

Post 5

Alfster

Well, obviously a colon!!!!


"he's in a comma."

Post 6

Orcus

Depends how much of you is stuck up one surely smiley - bigeyes

A . would be tighter...

smiley - whistlesmiley - run


"he's in a comma."

Post 7

kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013

What does an ellipse look like?

I wonder...

It could be...

Umm...

smiley - winkeye

I'm over-fond of using them...


"he's in a comma."

Post 8

Langly

Being stuck in a slash /// wouldn't be much fun either smiley - biggrin

smiley - rainbow Lx


"he's in a comma."

Post 9

U168592

A colon? I think a semi-colon is probably far more gruesome...


"he's in a comma."

Post 10

kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013

Plenty of people get stuck in pipes ||


"he's in a comma."

Post 11

Mu Beta

If I was stuck in an 'and' @, I'd want a skateboard.

B


"he's in a comma."

Post 12

Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired

Traveller in Time smiley - tit behind bars #
"How about beeing a punctuation ?
'You are such a dot . ' "


"he's in a comma."

Post 13

Deep Doo Doo

I'd like to be a full stop, crammed between two commas. Never gonna happen grammatically, but I can dream...

).(

Oh, to be a full stop!!smiley - biggrin


"he's in a comma."

Post 14

Deep Doo Doo

Ah, that looks much worse posted than it did when I typed it!

Can I be a delete key?


"he's in a comma."

Post 15

Xanatic

Maybe a full stop stuck between some brackets.
(.)
Or even two of them.
(.)(.)


"he's in a comma."

Post 16

Trin Tragula

Oi! Stop staring! smiley - cross


"he's in a comma."

Post 17

Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired

Traveller in Time smiley - tit hyper
"I fall asleep
(--),(--)
smiley - spacesmiley - space---
"


'he's in a comma.'

Post 18

~:*-Venus-*:~

I could be forgiven for being slow if i were stuck in one of these __@'-'


'he's in a comma.'

Post 19

WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean.

You'd need strong painkillers if you were ?


'he's in a comma.'

Post 20

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

I'm laughing so much I've forgotten what I was going to post!smiley - doh

Although, this thread reminds me of a line from The Simpsons which makes me laugh:

"To continue press any key"

Homer: "Where's the "any" key?"


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