h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Who got their posting hidden? And why?

- Jordan

Me.

Something to do with JTP and the word "Machete"...

I severely regret my actions.

Who hid it?

I admit, some conjunction of those two objects, while counterproductive and totally unethical, would be most gratifying...

But let us not wander!

- Jordan

That's a point. Who yikesed it?

They aren't owning up, but I guess it's whoever yikesed Hasslefree's post.

- Jordan

Hey, there's probably all kinds of people still subscribed to this thread. I was just wondering why I am, and some people just *never* unsubscribe from anything.

I never unsubscribe from stuff! You never know who might want to post on a thread in future. And it makes a nice record of stuff you've looked at before...

- Jordan

I'm wondering why I'm subscribed to a lot of them. Meaningless conversation is most of them...

If you ever want to go back and find something, and you've unsubscribed, it's *hard*. You just have to be careful not to subscribe to any nighthoover threads...

n i g h t h o o v e r

Thou shalt not speeek ill-est of thigh holi nighthoover...

But I get your point. I try not to unsubscribe...

Yeah, but then the next thing you know you're discussing a random subject with someone you wouldn't recognise if they were sat next to ou in the doctor's! I mean, who'd want that?

*wonders if he's involved in any threads here that don't fit that description*

You don't visit Dr. Hurhhurhhurrrrur, by any chance?

I end up subscribed and posting to conversations I don't care about. Dodgy. Come New Years, I am getting myself a life...

"You don't visit Dr. Hurhhurhhurrrrur, by any chance?"

Unless that's a metaphor for something I actually do every day... (twice on some days! )

What can he mean?

You can't be serious? If it's what I think it is, I've never done it in my life!

(He's going to answer with something really innocent, I just know it... )

- Jordan

*I* don't mean anything

Innuendo's much more fun when it's open-ended.

Or when talking about it leads to even more innuendo...

- Jordan

I'm not that far into the book, so I don't know whats going on