h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ah, will watch this space then! Thanks for the info...

I think we all need to take the Rev's comments with a pinch of salt. He's the same guy who chatted to Jonny Vaughn at a party, revealed that he had seen that Dolly Parton's chest is a hologram and has had countless other name drops which can't all be true. It's a bit worrying that someone can put things down about someone claiming to know them personally which are made up. Rev - you are funny when it's obvious you're joking but this is really damaging and simply not true.

I always read the Rev's comments with an eye full of salt.

It's getting quite painful.

The rev is a personal friend of mine, we are dining together tonight. As for your spurious comments about the legitimacy of his celebrity hob-nobbing claims, please stop them. They are quite damaging.

I can vouch for that. Both the Rev. and GCG are close personal friends of mine, and I find any suggestion of falsehood concering name-dropping most upsetting and deeply damaging.

Roger Moore.

Well I have been on holiday with the Rev 6 times and he is a nasty piece of work who kept belching and picking his nose in front of our travelling companion the Pope. He is a dangerous man and not to be trusted as far as you could throw him. He does resemble a ball to look at come to mention it.

Yes, I remember that holiday well. He *did* fart in front of the Pope, but to his credit explained that he didn't realise it was his turn.
But that was nothing compared with what Deyton got up to...

ive got it! the rev is actually bono!

now all becomes clear....

Believe what you want, but you get to meet a good deal of famous people working for Deayton's agents who happen to be one of the biggest production houses in the UK.

Not to mention Great Ceaser's Ghost, you'd be shocked if you knew his real identity, but I won't say, I'm sure he'd be upset and you would all stamp your feet like embittered children.

PS Dolly Parton's chest isn't a hologram, though if you saw the programme on 1 about her last week you would have seen me on it bringing her on stage at the HMV signing session. She has huge breasts.

Pants on fire again

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Right then. What did we think of Martin Clunes hosting HIGNFY?

Ambivalent. Not terrible, not brilliant. The guests were a bit uninspiring which didn't really help. Lost control of the show a few times as well. Not my forst choice.

And why do I always answer your posts?

I couldn't possibly say.

I thought he was pretty good actually. He may have lost it a couple of times but not bad for a first attempt as a host.

Well, he was nowhere near as bad as Boris as far as losing it was concerned, agreed. He made a few off the cuff jokes, which is always good to see, but still not on the ball enough for me.

Boris is a law unto himself though, isn't he? He really should have his own TV show by now.

That he is! Might get a bit wearing after a while though.

It's gotta be Rory Bremner, surely? He's got the satirical background and the quick wit. Am I right or am I right?

Maybe he could do a stint hosting other shows. Top Of The Pops perhaps, or the Lottery draw.