h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

thanks...but why?

in my town mineral water come out of the tap. it is the quality of mineral water, but not the price, because of it does not have mineral certivicate.
too expensive all those test. they test it of course, but not the official mineral water test.

Well... its safer than Irnbru

Irnbru....

(Neil Young)
aint singing for Irnbru
aint singing for heiniken

this note for you

Where's Tinkerbell got to?

*checks under the cushions and behind the sofa*

She's only a tiny, little glittery ...

she like the wind

*nods uncertainly*

oh ...put right part of your mouth

*grins*
I wouldn't say i was like the wind... more that I'm very absentminded and never finish what I start, hence me wandering off

Joe why do you have mineral water in cans dear? It's very environmentally damaging, pass them here....buy irn Bru instead

*waves his hands and the cans of mineral water were always cans of diamond white*

That better?

* eyes the Diamond White, waves his own hand and makes one of them to have always been a bottle of Appletise, which he then drinks *

You're a quick study MaW, how impressive of you!

Appletize? Hum...
*waves her hand and the can that said it was diamond white now says its appletize which is a cunning rouse to allow her to really drink the diamond white*
Mmmm tasty appletize

Brings back memories?

*waves hand and the can which said diamond white still says diamond white but now contains red aftershock*

*laughs*
What of being 13 and thinking we were really cool to be drinking errmmm Appletize in parks?

*makes faces at the thought of red aftershock*

Hmmm... diamond white - a drink that has passed through my nasal cavities, mixed with bile and kebab, far too many times.

The smell of cider makes me heave now

Liam.

Really? Horseradish does that to me but luckily they tend not to add too much horseradish to drinks

*drinks some of the aftershock*

Its nice... doesn't make me as drunk as southern comfort

But everything makes you drunk?

*shocked*

Noooo... everything makes me giggle. That's different

Joe makes me drunk
Its his fault and I'm sticking to that story

Well how do you explain being drunk in my presence then Mr Joe?