h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why are you saying that, queeglesproggit? Did she disturb your humble abode by that?

What? Under a wombat's toenails? Or at the bottom of a vulture's nest? Brings new meaning to the phrase 'be it ever so humble, there's no place like home.'

An parbreaked coproma, no doubt.

Look, cl zoomer, why don't you just drop that pretentious cr*p? No-one believes that you know it for real. Though I am amazed that you manage to look such things up in one of those reallllly big books.

Tube, I'm amazed that you're able to get all ten fingers working at once... isn't it hard to type with those clumsy, gargantuan, banana-shaped fingers?

Lentilla... come on... admit it... with those eggplant shaped and sized finger you're just jelaous of Tube!

titania stop trying to distract evryone with all this talk of fingers when your feet look like they belong to a hippopotimuse

You mean hippopotamus, don't you Bob? Poor thing - you should have tried 'hippo' instead of such a long and intricate word so clearly beyond your intellectual capacity...

Makes me wonder if you even know what a hippo looks like... *wriggles her dainty little feet*

well Ime dislexic and at least I know what that means even if you dont even know the meaning of dainty pelican footed fool

Why have you gone and changed your user name again, Bob? I didn't recognize you at first, Patron Saint of Creative Spelling!

And how dare you have a go at one of the Archangels in front of other researchers anyway!

Pelican feet? How sad that you've become disillusional as well - have you tried wearing glasses?

glasses are for drinking out of dear and not wearing
and Ime in descize hench the name change

"What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculties! in form and moving, how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension, how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals!"

(Hamlet, Prince of Denmark-1601-Act II.-Scene 2.-Rows:115-116)

....and what a piece of crap the lot of you are by comparison...

Ah... this from a guy that talked to the ghost of his dead father, drove his sister crazy, killed his king, and wore tights without a dance belt.

You know what they say... you can't make Hamlet without breaking some legs.

And don't forget the bizarre scene with the skull in the garden... Hm... nasty.

you guys suck.

hey, it's late.

Ok, Andrew, you did it. You managed to post something of even less intellect than cl zoomer and Lentilla.
How about trying something really challenging now? Take a bucket of water and try to tip over ...

Good luck!

Oh, a typo... I shall correct it so that you can understand what I am saying. Wouldn't want to stretch your powers to the limit...

Corrected version:
"Take a bucket of water and try to tip it over ..."

*snorts, can't be bothered to comment, since the eloquence would probably be lost on the inferiour intellects surrounding her anyway*

Gee, Titania, whatever do you mean?

Tube, you're the festering pustule on the skin of reality. And Andrew shouldn't try to tip that bucket over - he might drown.

Tube, your lack of understanding of Latin roots of words shouldn't make you attack those who have an easy use of the language. I suppose it is either blind jealousy or simply you lashing out at that which you don't understand (which of course is 99% of the world.

Lentilla, your stench once more assails my nostrils, could you perhaps bathe in ammonia to cut down the odor next time?

Titania, you lead bottomed excuse for a diseased doxy, wipe up that mess you made when you sat down.