h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, Lentilla. We all know that you consider it cute. That's why you sell photos of that on the internet.

what have we here? a bunch of loonies smelling different parts of the body

What have we here? Ahhh. You have no idea how long I have waited for you to visit. This place is where we can truly tell you what we think of you without fear of being censored or thought of any less. Here is where we can say what we have all thought since the first day you dragged your sorry ass on to these pages. Here is where we can reveal that despite what other threads might say, no one likes you. No one likes your crappy attitude, your lack of spelling and punctuation, your neanderthal agressiveness, your childlike lack of sophistication. Here we can tell you that you have had a few hundred too many blows to the head in the fights you are so proud of. Or if in fact you didn't then your parents dropped you on your noggin repeatedly as a child. Here you can rant and rave and in doing so do nothing more than point out your own incredible stupidity.

Welcome to the truth, you scabby, ignorant excuse for a human being.

hello to you aswell that was such a wondeful welcome.As if it bothers me 1 little bit.you was born stupid and few there the years it gets gradually worse.you are a cretin .as for ppl not likeing me whos give a . now go away and all will be forgotten dont bother boxer baboon any longer you

I rest my case.

(You know, of course, Mr. Baboon, that this is a forum where any insult is allowed as long as it's baseless. The sillier the insult is, the better.)

That being said, your moniker is a good one, because it's been a long time since your knuckles have left their usual position near the floor, and that only to scratch your thick skull.

It's not that people don't like you, it's that annoying tendency of yours to bare your bottom at them. Can you blame them for running away in horror?

Lentilla, don't chastise the poor hominid! As it happens his derriere remarkable resembles your face!




Oh, and in his case very little could be considered baseless when insulting him.

Lentilla, don't chastise the poor hominid! As it happens his derriere remarkably resembles your face!




Oh, and in his case very little could be considered baseless when insulting him.

ask frank bruno im the reason he needs to see a shrink the mans gone mental. all be because i fixed him . he had a glass jaw to go along side the brain. now you 2 off

I know you can type. I know you have the ability to figure out how smilies work. Does your keypad have capitals? Do you have moments of clarity? Can mummy answer any of these questions for you?

keypad its a keyborad why does your keypad have a launch pad ? does it blast off when you have your insane moments and for capitals SDGJLEDHJ

yeah youve seen it keyboard you

Oh my! You are so mundane ...

Perhaps we should start at the beginning.

A sentence is a group of words that expresses a thought or small group of thoughts. It starts with a word that has a capital at the beginning of it and ends with a period.


Or do we have to define those terms?

shut your gob channel tunnel

go on explain i need a good

Yes... we need to define those terms.

You=trained monkey with delusions of grandeur.

Your method of communication= either a grand joke or the ultimate failure of the education system.

Me=either a willing pawn or an incredibly patient person.


Simple enough for your simplicity?

this thread as been made up for imbeciiles just like you 2

why do you come on here ? just stay at home for the insults