h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Can you direct me please Mandragora?

(not misunderstood by you, btw.) In the posts by GWL, Tefkat and Blues Shark there seemed to be a fair dose, spesh'ly in the first few examples. I didn't get that any of them approved of keeping it illegal either.

Are you talking about posts 181 onwards?
I'm afraid I did misunderstand in that case.
I thought that was bitterness. Was it sarcasm?

Hey... sorry for getting heavy with this guys. Guess I'm not quick on the uptake ok?

So for the record nobody said... 'hey why don't we just keep it illegal and then we can put on a show and sell tickets and lemonade and all live happily ever after in the Kingdom of DuLac?'

So again... sorry I slandered every living thing in sight or earshot or whatever. Ticket sales for the public burning of Lascivious Lil aka me will go on sale immediately. Get yours now and avoid the lines.

Anybody got a towel... burning always makes me sweat.

Bitter sarcasm, then.
Anyway, Tefkat: absolutely! if one chooses to be a sex object (and only to a specific audience, perhaps). Public idiots should be strung up by their as-yet-undropped balls- preferably with those whose opinions are formed by the Daily Mail.

There seems to be a very strong smell of deja vu around here at the moment.
Either some voices are too familiar for my comfort or I am jumping at shadows and manufacturing spooks out of the shadows of coats and lampshades.
Not wishing to become the sort of overly suspicious cynic I can feel pupating inside me I think I should leave this planet for the duration.
Toodle pip.
Have fun kiddies, but don't do anything I wouldn't do.

(One should try everything once)



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(except incest and folk-dancing)

cool, refreshing

Lascivious Lil?
Pleased to meet you. I'm Seccsy Eccsy.
I'd introduce her(him?) over there as Randy Mandy if I dared.

... here in the Twilight Zone?

The only thing I know about Mandragora is it's an episode in Serpieri's Druuna cycle. So Randy will do fine I think.

And I promise I'll try to avoid spelling with Xs in the future.

(her)
What! WHO TOLD YOU?!!
careful, you might summon me.

mass-simulposting on grand scale occurring...

Sorry about that... I hate it when I can't figure out who's back people are talking behind.

Awww, man. I *hate* being right sometimes...

Thank you ladies, and particularly to Eccentrica for confirming my feeling that we aren't all here for the purpose of taking other people for a ride, either literally or metaphorically.
who is bitter *and* sarcastic about his job quite a lot of the time...

You do have a fair few giggles sometimes as well.

I was going to direct you to this rather apt 404 error message

http://www.innerswine.com/our404.html

but I decided to look at the site first to make sure it wasn't something that might have to be moderated to preserve our naïve world view and I found this "forum" dealing with "What We Do for Money"

http://www.innerswine.com/beat.html

Enjoy.

I got premoted to Admiral after having sex with Grand ADmiral Zapdos, I also like money hence I'm the Chancelloress of the Exchequer for the CGE.

P.S Keep it down, don't blab all over the guide, in fact don't even tell GAZ about it!!!

Can I ask a silly question?

Well hard luck, 'cos I'm going to.

Sharky says you can't get a tan under glass. Well you may not be able to (hehehe - are you 'fishbelly white'?) but I know several old fogeys that used to have to wear driving gloves in the summer to stop their hands turning totally black.

Now the question that has been niggling at me for the last two hours in the bath (Hey, that would be a thing to have in my shop window ) is: When you get your tan you have to look after it to stop it fading don't you?
And next time you go on holiday you have to start again from scratch?

How long does it take to fade?