h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

About 10 years ago one of my soft-hearted friends had a three-legged billy goat.
It was one of his back legs that was missing.
Other friends agreed they couldn't think of owt mair useless - but wouldn't explain why.

Tefkat (Who did eventually find out)

Is that really the way the world works?

Do all normal people only use others for what they can get from them?

not everyone does, i like to think. and evn if they do, doesnt mean we have to...

anyway, i reckon it would be cool one day to be used for sex. yes, my one ambition is to be wanted solely for my body

It's overrated.

Um, that is to say, not your body, I mean I wouldn't know would I?

Being wanted solely as a sex object.

well it would be nice to experience, ya know?

Patience mon vieux. It'll come.

Tefkat, is it your bustsize you're tired of?

oh yes. patience...but i dont know if i can wait til im old enough not for bodies to matter

Not at all. It's handy for saving me from falling flat on my face.

Is anyone ever old enough for bodies not to matter?

i dont know to be hoinest. im not

I'm old enough for faces not to matter.

lol

I heard recently that you should never trust a man that doesn't close his eyes while kissing you.
When I suggested that you'd have to have your eyes open to know my daughter said you could peep.
But supposing he was peeping at the same time as you were. Wouldn't you both get the wrong end of the stick?

Then what is it you don't like about being a sex object?

Oh, I LOVE being a sex object.

It was just the sole aspect I was commenting on.

ahhhh...well we arent female. we dont need to be loved

sorry, gratuitous sexism there

I'd just like to try and be considered attractive by someone. And I wondered how Tefkat was tired of being a sexsymbol.

some people have all the luck