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alji's Posted Mar 2, 2002
Getting too tight! How tall are you and your GF? And how far in does it get too tight (if you don't mind me asking)?
alji 
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the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!" Posted Mar 2, 2002
put what on T-shirts, Gradient? 
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alji's Posted Mar 3, 2002
'Guide Researchers make Better Lovers' or
a certain proportion of the H2G2 population are very switched on about their partner's needs.
alji
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Dark Side of the Goon Posted Mar 3, 2002
"Guide Researchers Make Better Lovers" is definitely a t-shirt in the making.
We could even have individual researcher numbers on the arm, or something. It pays to advertise, I guess.
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Mar 3, 2002
And your partner can wear one saying 'I'm with bighead'.
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a girl called Ben Posted Mar 3, 2002
This T-shirt stuff inspired me to start another conversation on a related subject:
F19585?thread=169952&latest=1
A researcher called Ben
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Dark Side of the Goon Posted Mar 3, 2002
I would have thought the lucky partner would be wearing a slightly dazed but massively happy smile.
(still can't get my head around smileys)
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The King of the Potato People Posted Mar 4, 2002
I'm 5'7 and she's about 5'4 I think.
It was getting too tight around 1 to 2 inches in, but we've sorted that problem now. It was just a matter of arousal... she was wanting me to makelove with her when she thought she was ready but actually wasn't.... she was really wet but her vagina wasn't totally relaxed.
So now when she's beggin' for it I just make her wait longer 
Which is fine by me since it means she keeps her hands on me for longer and I don't go down so quickly when she stops.
Also, my going down through lack of stimulation during sex was a mechanical problem..... I was kinda moving with her, and of course if we're both moving in the same direction then nothing happens. So now I'm "thrusting" more and it all works perfectly
Did anyone guess we had a rather successful weekend?? Rather successful six times actually Sorry I'll stop before I'm censored again....... 
We did try and try that from-behind position that Aljiis suggested in post 51 but I couldn't seem to find the right "angle". Need to practice that a little more I think.
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The King of the Potato People Posted Mar 4, 2002
We weren't trying it exactly like you said.... so the pillow wouldn't help. She was just on her hands and knees, I was kneeling behind her with my legs in between hers. Just couldn't seem to find quite where to put it.....
We didn't really try for very long though, just need to spend more time on it
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alji's Posted Mar 7, 2002
Right then, try this; Tell your GF to put her head on the pillow and her hands on her behind so that she can make it easier for you to see the opening. You will have to push down your erection so that it is at right angles to your body. Hope this helps!
Alji
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- 103: alji's (Mar 3, 2002)
- 104: Dark Side of the Goon (Mar 3, 2002)
- 105: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Mar 3, 2002)
- 106: a girl called Ben (Mar 3, 2002)
- 107: Dark Side of the Goon (Mar 3, 2002)
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