h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In another thread on another topic the observation was made that H2G2 Researchers make Better Lovers. (And who would dispute that? ) And there was also the suggestion that it was a good slogan for a T-Shirt. (And who would dispute *that* either? )

But I was thinking 'how do h2g2 researchers do it?' - You know the slogans: 'Windsurfers do it standing up' 'The Archers do it twice each weekday and for an hour on Sundays' and so on and so on....

So

H2G2 Researchers do it online

H2G2 Researchers do it with their fingertips

H2G2 Researchers do it in real life

any more for any more.........?

h2g2 Researchers do it on Doobry
h2g2 Researchers do it with smileys

ARGH! MaW beat me to the "... with smilies"




h2g2 Researchers do it with Italics
h2g2 Researchers do it with the BBC!

h2g2 Researchers do it with the moderators watching!

h2g2 researchers do it!!
Rod

h2g2 researchers do it in other peoples' threads.

h2g2 researchers do it to be praised in Peer Review.

h2g2 Researchers do it at taxpayers' expense.

h2g2 Researchers do it from one side of the galaxy to the other.

h2g2 Researchers do it 42 times (a night? ).

h2g2 Researchers do it simultaneously!

h2g2 Researchers DON'Tdo it in Rupert

h2g2 researchers do it...

...in a public place

...in Goo

...so that people will access their personal space

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h2g2 researchers do it with the guide

h2g2 researchers do it with infinite improbability

H2G2 Researchers do it for the fun of it!

h2g2 Researchers do it without panicking

h2g2 Researchers do it with a towel (errgh)

h2g2 researchers do it as a community

h2g2 researchers do it not for reward, but for the love of it

h2g2 researchers do it to be picked by scouts

h2g2 researchers do it to spread DNA

h2g2 researchers do it wearing black T-shirts

Well if the photos from the Xmas meet are anything to go by they do

Anyone can wear a black t-shirt, but only a h2g2 researchers can wear a h2g2 t-shirt. Thus:

h2g2 researchers do it to wear black h2g2 t-shirts

You mean I have to sleep with an italic to get a t-shirt now
I thought I only had to come up with something witty in the caption competition

You can bet that there'd be good captions for photos of you sleeping with an Italic

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