h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My springs are quite clean.

Yea! we need clean springs... else how can we all over the dusty floors dusty floors?

Speaking of springy things ...

Where's bunnyfrog been hiding?

Maybe he quit?

Oh no! not again! B u n n y f r o g B u n n y f r o g B u n n y f r o g b u n n y f r o g hail the new prophet ugghhh I'm all covered in lettuce spray now wheres the cloth?

The cloth? I used it to wipe the nontable a while ago... Not sure where it is now. I do hope n i g h t h o o v e r will show me where it lies. Preys bee.

It was probably stolen by a swarm of flants!

*moves tthe table out of the way, revealing the n o n t a b l e *
Ahh here it is, in the n o n d r a w e r of t the N o n t a b l e
*takes cloth, removes lettuce spray

Where were we..... ahhh.
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lettuce spray
Oh bluddy hell, I've lettuce juice all over my shirt again and I@m ment to be at the pub in a little while
*retrieves cloth from N o n d r a w e r of n o n t a b l e

*removes lettuce juice*

Hmm..... we seem to be encountering some kind of problem with the lettuce.... lettuce spray

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Hmm... we've run out of lettuce...

*Dissects a for tiny flakes of lettuce*

*proffers lettuce to hight priest*

Yea! lettuce cook the burger on the most nighthooverly of cooking devices, the George Formby grill F o r m b y yea thriley so lettuce fhriley frible and

Oooh, I wants one of them there George Formby grills.

I wouldn't bother, the ukelele tone that comes out every time you open it starts out OK, but it only plays a 10 second loop of "When I'm cleaning windows", so it gets irritating pretty quickly.

Mind you, I did buy mine from 2legs, and there were hints the warranty wasn't much use anymore. Like the stereo stapled to the lid.

He still hasn't visited to cure the 'slight electrocution' problem I've had with it from day one. I'm telling you, there's times I feel like getting in touch with Watchdog (Just after I've used the grill, strangely enough).

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I go burgering grilling, to earn an honest BoB, for a griling feller its an intersting job, oh when I'm grilling burgers

Oo the warentee?; I think you've used the grill haven't you; in the small print use of the grill voids the warentee
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No, I haven't used the grill. I've only got as far as plugging it in. THe "slight electrocution" prevents any further attempts at use.

The warranty doesn't say anything 'bout just plugging it in. Unless that was on the bit damaged in the 'slightly smaller than a VERY big fire incident'.

Well, I say damaged, I can't prove that. The kitchen still isn't structurally safe enough to go in and look for the rest of the warranty. I've got volumes 1 to 5 but 6 to 13 are still missing.

Its in vol 12:

Section 894, subsection 59 paragraph 12, in the second sentence
"all and any potential and actual intended or unintented damage to from by and resulting in or of use of this applience, in regards any and all opperational mechanisms can and will mostly when viewed alone or in part as oullined within all and any part herin can and does utterly void any warentee implied or indicated by any other clause, rendering all future, previous and current clauses void with voiding of warentee through use."

In the dot on the letter 'I' in the word void, containeds in the microdot the follwing text visible by use of the magnifiying glass:
"pluggin in of this device, switching on of this device, removal of this device from any or all of its packaging, or purchasing or ownership of this device voids all warentees either implicit or implied by this warentee manual, any future manual or any previous manual as related to this product."

WJH?: had a look at the laundry, mostly dry.... Oughta go strip the bed and put the bedding on to wash now oh, and I emtpied my recycle bin, temp files, temp internet files, ran C-cleaner, uninstalled Avast and cleaned my registry up. Need to restart the puter, and then find an alternative to Avast as an antivirus program, it was pissing me off.

I came across this fascinating conversation via the h2 Jargon piece. I have not read the backlog (don't you just hate people who post that lame old excuse?), but I am now intrigued by nighthoover. It seems to me that the two posts may contain a message to all mankind, and we've just overlooked it. For example have you noticed that there were 12 words and 2 numbers?

Numbers 2, 12 words.

If only I had a copy of the King James bible I could tell you what Numbers verse 2, first twelve words tell us - but I don't, so I can't.

I may cancel this posting, or I may post once more and then cancel myself. I fear that tonight I will dream of a giant rubber (eraser for US researchers) that cancels my Life entry from the Universe and Everything.

Num. 2 (first 12 words): And the LORD spake unto Moses and unto Aaron, saying, Every man




Or, how about, Num. 2:12 And those which pitch by him shall be the tribe of Simeon: and the captain of the children of Simeon shall be Shelumiel the son of Zurishaddai.



Verse 12 *could* be about a cricket match...

Nope, sorry nothing about nighthoover (bbuhhnn)

"the LORD spake unto Moses and unto Aaron, saying, Every man"
So, from this we can tell that the One Ture BoB, the lord, spoke unto Moses, and some geezer called Aaron, and told them 'every man'.

nighthoover, everyman.
the prophet for the people all hail the mighty every man's prophet the prophet nighthoover, saviour of the universe and cleaner of the really hard to reach palces that get missed

You've been hanging around the godder threads again, haven't you 2legs?

Infamy! infamy! they've all got it infamy! Moi? in those* other* threads naaa.... well, maybe just a bit... just checking out the so-called competition : I'm sad to have to report that at the moment they're outdoing us on their insanity level

Lettuce build a tower of dust