h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

nighthoover
ahhhhhhhH...ommmmmmmmmm

d u s t b u n n i e s r u n n i n g e v e r y w h e r e o h n o o h n o o h n o o h n i g h t h o o v e r

Quick! Everybody hoover! .. .. ... Now!
its time to hoover
its night time all
its time to hoover from wall to wall to wall to wall
hoover hoover hoover floor contact nozzle correct
hoover hoover hoover and hooover whilst erect
zoom zoom zoom zoozm zoom zoom zoom
zoom zoom zoom zoom
everyone hoove rhtere room
hoover hoover hoover
all through the night
hoover hoover hoover hoover hoover with all the hoovery mgiht
zoom zoom zoom
form wal to wall to wall
hoover ozom zoom hoover
quickly quickly all
hoover hoove rhoover hoover zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom
zoom zoom hoover we goottta hoove rht eroom
oover all away the dust bunnies!
Be gone Be gone Be gone!
dust bunnies be gone be bone be gone
hoover hoover hoover through the night | hoove rroom zoomzoozmozzomzooozm

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*holds the mighty moustache of hastlhoff alooft
lets hoover agian and hoover agian

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Traveller in Time looking up
"As long as he nose where his hoover is "

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"Unquotable" Was how this thread was described elsewhere on this site. Nonsense, I say! There is quite a bit of sublime drivel here. I know. I put a quite a bit of it here myself! Why I bet you can't randomly click on a little red light at the bottom of this page and NOT find something innately quotable... Here, let me try... Yep... just a few posts down a random page and I see this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F19585?thread=143046&skip=383&show=1#p1373114 Unquotable, my fuzzy dusty arse!

A fantastic point, extremely well made.

And we all know who is ulimately responsible...

Personally I blame nighthoover. Or should I? if I blame nighthoover will all the blame put on to me pass from me to the hoovery one?
lettuce sucketh away the blame and instead culturise and metamorphiscise the culturalistic and hooverhumanistical laminated kitchen countertops made in Spain
let the dust always be dusted,
let the dust always remain
that in our hoovering
hooverability we regain n i g h t h o o v e r
I was thinking of making a dust-bunny stew

Nighthoover left for our sins.

His cleansed and hoovered PS is rendered thus for our salivation...

You'll go blind if you salivate like that
AS it is so it is,
as it will be so it will be
as it was was as it is has been
and a can of asparagus soup and a tin of baked bean.
a packet of noodles on the floor with the dust
radiator pain peeling mingled with dust,
top with mozarella and whata ya got
n i g h t h o o v e r

. ...furiously scribbles recipe down then into her kitchen. ... .

nighthoover pie n i g h t h o o v e r p i e n o n t a b l e

... .after much banging about and muffled curses and a long prolonged silence during which one can smell singed fur wafting from the kitchen area, fluffykerfuffle finally emerges with a steaming pie which she sets on the table brandishes a huge knife and cuts it from which then hops numerous soggy dust bunnies that scurry to the edge of the table and hop off and scramble under the couch... . .

It's like Pandora's Pastry Box!!!!



Save us, mighty Hoover of the Night!!

I've experianced pandoras pa pastry box. It wasn't plesant
*fishes under the table for a fish
*starts running round the room hitting the soggy dust bunnies with the fish lettuce fish for dust bunnies

lettuce ketchup with the dust bunnies before we fish for them

yea! thriley so, for unto as did undergo forthwise underpinning the carpet underlay hidden most turbit and halibut of the bunnies in their dusty limpness lettuce limp

we must ardently proclaim to nighthoover: May o nasal compartments be filled not pickled!

A sign a sign new year new hooveryear new dustyness and new dustbunnieiness lettuce spring clean