h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*tiptoes*

*stumbles on chest of drawers*

*howls*

*Turns to the other side and pulls the blanket over her head*

Oh yea oh frightulf thirly day beeth that it was and that it may be also as such in it is, yea, a thousand thousand yea yea yea yea thilrly and mhrily spryeth our venerations to the laminated oh yea oh yea oh yea sprig up on high the spry spig up on high the spry oh yea oh yea oh yea a a a a yea yea yea yea oh yea spry spry spry mhrily and thirley so unto the night where the hoover go

So, happy birthday

was yesterday no cards from our friend ?

. . heavy night out drinking last night and loking for nighthoover

'Nighthoover, Nighthoover, Excuse for a booze-up,
Nighthoover, Nighthoover, When you gonna' show up?'

Sorry if I'm aking the BeeGees' name in vain

nighthoover, we search high and low,
nigh nighthoover, whereere there is booze we're sure to go,
nighthoover, under table, on the bar,
nighthoover, looking near looking far up above the trees and houses nighthooer flying hihg

Hihg and nihg.

Hihter and yno.

Fur und wot.

Fra and wdie?

Thriley murbled youdling and reihgn, near-oop yon da zoomith mhrily and spry

Hmm, three day silence.
Which I have just shattered and bumped this accursed poop, but hey.
All I which to say was I am glad so many have decided to finally Quit, and if this vein continues, if this thread falls silent for the longest amount of time, maybe just maybe Nighthoover might say hi and wonder where all his followers went.
But only if you Quit.
So do so.

All kale the grated neep. Lettuce spry. And Blind Lo did di aye spake to the thong thussly. Get tea behind me all those that doubt. A cruise on your shacks if thuest misbeleaf the grated one or two. With the going up of the moon we shell renumber. We shell renumber.

A quick google shows that nighthoover has disappeared from the halfbakery as well.

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one day the nighthoover shall reclaime all that is nighthooverable and all that is not and all that is all not as all it is no I grachineche and garaelbrable thirly so

I also found this self description of 'nighthoover' on a German singles website. (translated by babelfish)

Hoovie is a small giant of 191 cm and a weight of 86 kg. Caution!!! it scratches and bites - usually however in such a way that it does not do pain. Chaos is my second first name and I works seriously to get within the next 50 years everything on the row. My favourite Hobbies is dogs and horses, porcelain, old furniture, formula 1 and screws at old cars. If I am finished thereby, gammele I also times gladly rum. Look now times curiously whom one in such a way everything meets here.


Nighthoover's name is Walter and he's 48

Does this mean we know where n i g h t h o o v e r is? Surely it means he's in the Other Half of the Bakery.

Now - which bakery, and which other half?

um, do you guys not understand how to Quit? Its really easy if you

As much as you do.