h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Nighthoover is in your Mom!"

I hope nighthoover is my dad then. (I don't want to think about this anymore <shudder&gt

It wasn't much more comforting when it was Elvis either.
It was an hilarious music video however.

I can see clearly now, the dust has gone,
I can see all house-cleaning appliences in my way,
Its going to be a dark, dark, nighthoovering night Rumour has it that hte new stage act for The Darkness will involve a hoover

Ok... What does nighthoover use when battling evil aliens from mars?
Check this out: http://www.brotron.com/film.html
Now THAT is a powerful vacuum!


Count Zero

Dear Mr Blair.

In further to our last corospondance, I again ask, neigh DEMAND that you reveal the whereabouts of nighthoover, and this time, no more of those secrete service guys following me about, its a real drag to a good nights nighthoover-hunting.

Yours nighthooverabably 2legs

To: Maniac manafacturing PLC

CC;

Subject: Odd socks

Dare we render uncontrollible the matcherations of our nighthooverism for eternal reverence in such light of the unconfermed absence or presence?

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*strolls by whistling the theme tune to the 'A' team

Uh huh, well is Shafiq Ahmeds actually gone?

Uh.. scusie, but what ist dos Shafiq and what does it Ahmed?



~jwf~

Oh, Good..I wasn't the only one who had no idea who or what Shafik Ahmeds is.


Count Zero

Wasn't he 'Mr T'?

As in, "I piddy-da-foo who don' know who Shafiq Ahmeds is!"?

Does he know where nighthoover is???

Nighthoover has been found hiding in a hole in the ground in Tikrik.

Really?

All he was worried about was keeping his vow of silence and protecting his juniper bushes.


Count Zero

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It may be one of Nighthoover's lookalikes. The US Army are doing DNA tests as we speak.

Fake! We must distroy these WMD's!!! (wantonly misused dieties)