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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 6, 2004
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Liv Tyler or George Formby
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 6, 2004
Okay... be that way, then. 
*swaps the bribe for Sierra Pale Ale*
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 6, 2004
Ford_Prefect@/;/;/ is consuffessedesseffessedesseffessed about the vote for the water vole, what happened or the twelve votes for the water vole? 
vote now! vote George Formby! bote bucket or sand lobster quids in squid in the bin sandpaper man!
Liv Tyler or George Formby
Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 6, 2004
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Sierra Nevada Pale Ale!!!!! 
The memory of that 
"beer" still haunts me!
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 6, 2004
Care for some burnt motor oil as a chaser? 
Liv Tyler or George Formby
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 6, 2004
Hoh ysysus, I mean, Hoh Nonono; this is finest summer lightening (5.5%), and guiness, ... no idea what percent, and me go soon to drink more, sociable and all that
Vote here, vote now, vote guiness!
Liv Tyler or George Formby
Lady Scott Posted Sep 6, 2004
*bribes the election official with several cases of Little Creatures Pale Ale*
Liv Tyler or George Formby
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 6, 2004
Oh, latest vote in, Lady Scott wins, hands down! 
Liv Tyler or George Formby
Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 6, 2004
A Mississippi Mud would do the trick right about now!
Liv Tyler or George Formby
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 6, 2004
*slings Mud*
Liv Tyler or George Formby
Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Sep 6, 2004
I hail the ...
I cheer the beer...
And I vote for my favourite Inebriate, 2legs! 
Liv Tyler or George Formby
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 6, 2004
I vote for guiness!
Liv Tyler or George Formby
Lady Scott Posted Sep 6, 2004
*attempts to bribe the election official with several kegs of Mississippi Mud*
Any others you'll be requiring tonight, ER?
I'm really getting 
and need to 
soon, and lugging all this stuff in here every few minutes is making my bach ache.
Liv Tyler or George Formby
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 6, 2004
*bribes the election official with exotic topless dancers*
Liv Tyler or George Formby
Lady Scott Posted Sep 6, 2004
*smashes kegs*
Well, there's no competing with *that* kind of bribe!
Goodnight, happy jelly bean counting!
Liv Tyler or George Formby
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 6, 2004
*steals all the alcoholic bribes before the judge get sthem 
<burger. 
Liv Tyler or George Formby
The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Sep 6, 2004
then!
Liv Tyler or George Formby
Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 6, 2004
Damn! 2legs stole all the alcohol and I'm stuck with the exotic topless dancers.....
Liv Tyler or George Formby
The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Sep 6, 2004
Hmm... ::: thinks long and hard ::: what are we gonna do?
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U695218 Posted Sep 6, 2004
Greetings from "had all your alcohol stolen? Delivery to your door&co"
Cider, beer, stout, wines, spirits, cocktails, bleach. Can any of this help? Please contact us at the e-mail, web-site, phone or carrier pigeon facilities listed on page 3542876409786.
Oh, and don't forget to vote for Lady Penelope.
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- 3681: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Sep 6, 2004)
- 3682: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Sep 6, 2004)
- 3683: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 6, 2004)
- 3684: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Sep 6, 2004)
- 3685: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Sep 6, 2004)
- 3686: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 6, 2004)
- 3687: Lady Scott (Sep 6, 2004)
- 3688: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 6, 2004)
- 3689: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Sep 6, 2004)
- 3690: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Sep 6, 2004)
- 3691: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Sep 6, 2004)
- 3692: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 6, 2004)
- 3693: Lady Scott (Sep 6, 2004)
- 3694: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Sep 6, 2004)
- 3695: Lady Scott (Sep 6, 2004)
- 3696: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 6, 2004)
- 3697: The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. (Sep 6, 2004)
- 3698: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Sep 6, 2004)
- 3699: The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. (Sep 6, 2004)
- 3700: U695218 (Sep 6, 2004)
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