h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have been looking out for girls that would be casting glances and smiles in my direction. Cos I know if they did they would be interested, and then I would feel much better about going over and talk to them. But so far I just haven't had a girl do that to me.

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Today I had lasagne

Now if you write that on a Tshirt, then you give them the opportunity to come over and ask you about it

Well, they don't need any excuses. Just come over. I'll buy them lasagne if they do

Ok so beg borrow or steal a Tshirt that says "Free lasagne - ask me how" or "Stop me and buy one".

I'm big into Tshirts wiv writing on at the mo...ever since a Brussels customs offical looked at my "I am a princess" one...then back at my passport...then asked me "Are you really a princess?"

I only have one t-shirt with writing on. It's a Porn Star top and it says, 'Smoke More Pot'.

Note to mods: Not condoneing anything, a description of an article of clothing.

Xanatic, it's just as awkward for girls to come over and start chatting to a guy... I prefer guys to come over and talk to me - I'm a bit old fashioned that way

I like the idea of logo t-shirts. Saw one in Brighton that I really liked but was too fat to have fitted + skint so didn't buy it, but I'll make me own one day - "I WANNA BE LIKE BARBIE - that bitch has everything"

Queegle

and another I'm afraid.

I saw a t-shirt in a magazine once, it said on it, 'Im the strange man your parents warned you about.'

Hmmmm.. but I think the "Get yer free lasagne here!" would be more likely to persuade me to come and talk to you.

Or at least smile and twiddle my hair

Well, I have seen plenty of farmer types running around in caps saying "free sex lessons given" I doubt it ever worked for them.

And those pornstar and hash clothes are just stupid. Not surprisingly, you don't see any Dutch people wearing hash-signs on their clothes.

What about a t-shirt that says "Nice, friendly girl wanted"? Would that be a good idea? I know it is generally the guy that is supposed to approach the girl. But I think if a girl did approach a guy, she'd be in a very different position. He would be flattered. Whereas the other way around, it feels a bit like standing in front of an evil overlord, who has the finger on a button which opens the trapdoor underneath you, that will send you down to a bunch of piranhas.

'And those pornstar and hash clothes are just stupid. Not surprisingly, you don't see any Dutch people wearing hash-signs on their clothes.'

Well, the dutch aren't fighting prohibition, are they?

For the record, the t-shirt is very understated, no big 5 pointed leaves or anything, just plain block type. 'Smoke More Pot' Which is actually the name of an anti-'Straight Edge gang' gang in Utah.

In Denmark I get the feeling that the ones that wear hash-clothes are the ones that have never even tried it. They just try and be cool. Like sex, the people that keep talking about it are the ones that aren't getting any. Which is why in Holland where hash is no big deal, nobody cares.

"Get yer sex here" - no. I wouldnt go anywhere near someone wearing that.

"Get yer lasagne here" - now that would intrigue me! Better to go for something that doesnt explicitly offer your..erm..persoanl services.

"Nice Friendly Grill wanted" is somewhere between those 2 extremes

(and yes I'm aware of the typo, it's all this talk of Italian food ...at lunctime, too )

What about "Come get your sausage here"?

*sneaks up behind luckystar and yells SPAGHETTI!!*

Id think wearing a t-shirt that said, 'Nice friendly girl wanted' would give off just a little air of desperation...

I am desperate by now.

Seaking up behind girls and surprising by yelling 'SPAGHETTI' in their ear could be a new and innovative approach, it would certainly be a different way to start a conversation.

..or maybe just a whiff of persperation!

(sorry, that was in rosponse to a previous comment up thur *points*)

Spaghetti?

- No she went of her own accord
- No it's a Ferarri ackshully
- No s'a croissant
- Western! Your turn.