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Me Myself & i! Posted Jun 19, 2002
95% of all men have a colour blindness deficiency.
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jun 19, 2002
So a Jellyfish is also a 
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The Snockerty Friddle Posted Jun 19, 2002
I have no bones in my pocket, and no sharks either
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manda1111 Posted Jun 19, 2002
No, sharks have gristle instead of bone, thats why you can get sharks that are only 2inch and it is still a shark,
same as you can get a bird that can not fly,if it has got feathers it is clasifide as a bird,and you can get things that fly but does not have feathers so it is not a bird 
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Pink Paisley Posted Jun 20, 2002
Laughter is not the best medicine - aspirin is.
PP
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manda1111 Posted Jun 21, 2002
It is against the rules to play Polo left handed (thats the type on a horse not in water)
manda
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Lenny (Lynette) Posted Jun 21, 2002
Apparently several people are injured by Christmas decorations per year in the UK alone. Around 4 people each Christmas suffer third degree burns from trying on Christmas jumpers whilst smoking....
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manda1111 Posted Jun 21, 2002
I allways said jumpers was bad for your health
manda
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beanfoto Posted Jun 25, 2002
Laughter is not noted for causing your stomach to bleed, unless you've just watched Airplane).
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six7s Posted Jun 27, 2002
No Rhodesian Ridgebacks have so far qualified as chartered accountants
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Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) Posted Jun 27, 2002
The word racecar spelt backwards is racecar.
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beanfoto Posted Jun 28, 2002
I personally know a Rotweiller, who is a Certified acccountant ( does my V.A.T. for bones, but isn't very good with a pocket calculator, ( no pockets)).
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beanfoto Posted Jun 28, 2002
I also know several shrimps who would be Surveyors, if only they could reach the theodolite!
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Philbert Posted Jun 28, 2002
>>According to the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents, six people were injured last year...by a tea cosy.
Was it the same tea cosy?
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Mu Beta Posted Jun 28, 2002
Yes...it was a really big one that fell out of a plane and froze solid in the stratosphere, concussing six people when it landed.
'William Gates' is an anagram of 'I'm A Git As Well'
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- 1681: Me Myself & i! (Jun 19, 2002)
- 1682: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Jun 19, 2002)
- 1683: The Snockerty Friddle (Jun 19, 2002)
- 1684: manda1111 (Jun 19, 2002)
- 1685: Pink Paisley (Jun 20, 2002)
- 1686: six7s (Jun 20, 2002)
- 1687: manda1111 (Jun 21, 2002)
- 1688: Lenny (Lynette) (Jun 21, 2002)
- 1689: manda1111 (Jun 21, 2002)
- 1690: beanfoto (Jun 25, 2002)
- 1691: Tonto BA (Hons) (Jun 26, 2002)
- 1692: six7s (Jun 27, 2002)
- 1693: Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) (Jun 27, 2002)
- 1694: beanfoto (Jun 28, 2002)
- 1695: beanfoto (Jun 28, 2002)
- 1696: Old Uncle Zarniwoop (Jun 28, 2002)
- 1697: amdsweb (Jun 28, 2002)
- 1698: Mu Beta (Jun 28, 2002)
- 1699: Philbert (Jun 28, 2002)
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