h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh dear . I've a lecturer who keeps pointing out that the replication time of e. coli is 42 minutes, and therefore is the answer to life the universe and everything. The trouble is not that many of us get the joke.

At least they've read it when me and my friends go dancing down the corridors saying "come patsy" and claping with an imaginary coconut we get funny looks.

Though you can imagine why.

"Camelot!"
"Camelot!"
"Camalot!"
"It's only a model"
"Shhhhh!"

"We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.

I have to push the pram a lot."


Actually lets not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place.

Liam.

Been singing it most of the afternoon, along with spoon moon (from the very strange rathergood.com)

Did u know u can get that in Lego form?

Get what in Lego form? *lost in the conversation*

Liam.

I've got it on the dvd - it's one of the special features. Don't know how to find it otherwise though.

The Knights Of Camelot

*ahem* Kazaa *ahem*

there's always that

*cough*Kazaa-lite*cough*

Liam.

*cough* thats what i meant much better*stops coughing*

The answer is c

I like the way that with Kazaa anything with Harry Potter in the title turns out to be pornography.

Liam.

And that "Splinter Cell" becomes "Dirty Girls With Dogs 7"

A copy of Minority Report turned out to be MP's Meaning if Life. Superb!

Liam.

Nice one

And then peopple get ratty if you change the name - then realise that the name is rite
And also check b4 downloading that it doesnt say "THIS DOESNT WORK" in capitals under keywords.

Not that I ever have

No, of course we are talking about copyright theft in a purely hypothetical sense...

Do you still have that hypothetical copy of Dirty Girls... never mind

Liam.

I've just got back from dinner.

Useless eh?

Of course we meant hypothetically *deleted the film *