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Found Posted Mar 3, 2003
one of the thousands of anagrams for my full name is "strawberry barelegged notch"
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The Groob Posted Mar 5, 2003
If you predict that tomorrow's weather will be the same as today's then your strike-rate will be only be slightly lower than the professional weather forecasters.
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The Groob Posted Mar 5, 2003
If the numbers 1 2 3 4 5 6 come up on the lottery then approx 600 people will share the jackpot.
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Found Posted Mar 5, 2003
they never will though because otherwise everyone will see exactly how fixed it is. I think the only random factor is the numbers that people chose.
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manda1111 Posted Mar 5, 2003
There is nothing randome about my numbers, they are "ALWAYS" the wrong ones 
manda
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Jay and Silent Bob Posted Mar 6, 2003
Did you know a ladybird's orgasm last 9 hours
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Ballynac Posted Mar 6, 2003
That'll be why those buggers never do any work - they spend all their time laying around mid-orgasm!
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manda1111 Posted Mar 6, 2003
and that is proberley why thay always look so red 
manda
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Ballynac Posted Mar 6, 2003
What I want to know is how do "they" know this info?
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Mar 7, 2003
They read it in "The Ladybird Book of Orgasms"... 
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Mar 9, 2003
"The Ladybird book of..." (whatever) is an incredibly long-running series of children's books in the UK, aimed at the under-8s. 
http://www.12testing.net/peas/ladybird/listindex.htm
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Mauritania Posted Mar 11, 2003
Why girls are evil, final absolute proof:
Girls = Time X Money (They speculate both resources)
Girls = Money X Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money2
Girls = (/evil)2 (Money is the root of all evil)
Girls = evil!
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Mar 11, 2003
The UN are involved in the current round of diplomatic horse-trading. 
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Mar 11, 2003
An anagram of my name as it used to be was 'a slimy lemon'. Now I've changed it, so now it's 'report a slimy lemon'...
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Found Posted Mar 11, 2003
There's an anagram engine at http://ag.arrak.fi/index_en.html it provided me with ten minutes of side-splitting laughter and hours of sifting through the piles of nonsense to find a good one.
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