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Since my husband got his MP3 player for Christmas, I'm wondering how come nothing embarassing hasn't happened to him yet, or is he hiding things from me?

probably elly but you never know with men

Now I have a new baby loads of embarassing things happen.
First, she likes her mother to expose herself to all strangers who come into the house, and since we've just moved 2 weeks ago, there's many an opportunity for her to cry for feeding just as the plumber/health visitor/housing officer/ electrician etc. walks in.
Also, I took her to my office today, and of course she had to extract a very long, wet fart when in my boss' arms and refuse to wake up untill we've left.

ime hidig nothing just becausee i have an mp3 dosent mean that embarasin stuff will happen. although my son esterday decided to feel somones ass on the buss and just as i reached out to move his hand she turns round its a bit diffacult to blame it on a two year old. i wasnt embaresed although somoepoeple would have been ime shure

>> although my son esterday decided to feel somones ass on the buss and just as i reached out to move his hand she turns round its a bit diffacult to blame it on a two year old.

*laughs out loud*



B

The court didn't believe me either ;¬)

PP

I'm witness to the whole affair- it was very amusing.

Right after finally reaching the end of this marvellous thread I can actually post some of my best moments. Now I'm one of those lucky people that rarely gets embarressed so I just cringed and then laughed at these events.

First there was the time I was walking along chatting to a couple of mates and stepped off the pavement without doing the old stop look at listen. Luckily instead of getting mown down by a speeding car I managed to step into the side of a stationary bus!. My two friends had stopped on the pavement but I was to involved my conversation (looking at them instead of forwards) that I failed to spot an enormous bright red vehicle!

Then there are my public nudity offences. The first of these was after getting very drunk and going to stay at a new girlfriends house. I woke up the next morning hung over and went into the front room to find her chatting with her flatmates. I then proceeded to describe to them all the strange dream I'd had that night. I'd dreamt about getting up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night, on the way back from the bog I'd spotted one of her flatmates in the lounge popped in for a chat, even though I was naked as the day I was born, my girlfriend and her flatmates all proceeded to joyfully tell me I hadn't been dreaming!

The second public nudity offence was agin after a night on the beer. I was very worse for wear so my girlfriend (the same one as the previous offence!) and her brother decided to carry me home. The dumped me in a chair and he decided that he'd better stay the night in case I vomited and choked or something. Being brother and sister they happily shared the double bed and left me in the chair until some point aroun 4am when I came too and decided I need bed, so I stripped off and climbed into bed naked right on top of her brother! He's never let me forget it to this day!

I'e got hundreds more amusing moments but I don't want spoil you all by telling them all in one post!

Great!

The most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me was an incident which occurred after a Mexican dinner with my ex, about twelve or so years ago. It was the first time I'd ever had margaritas, and I'd had too many. At some point, the poor guy wanted a kiss, and I vomited into his mouth.

I suspect a lot of things have happened to me which should have been embarassing, but I didn't pay attention. I'm pretty oblivious to that kind of stuff.

Some of these experiences have had me laughing out loud!

>> Being brother and sister they happily shared the double bed <<

And which part of Norfolk are they from, exactly?...

RF

Reddyfreddy- shame on you!




Carry on, then.

getting 3rd prize in the egg decorating comp in work with a egg desinged to look like mic jagger

I probably should be embarassed but Im not. I spent all day yesterday carefully crafting Gromit (yes, as in Wallace and) out of plasticine.
They were embarssed when I bought it and thought it might be for my child/sibling/niece/nephew, until I told them that just coz Im 25 doesn't mean I dont like to play with plasticine!

thats right you can play with whatever you want to some people grew up to fast and lost there sence of humer

I agree with Bob.

Not so much an embarassment, but..
2 nights ago I was sitting in the dim light in our bedroom, trying to get my baby winded sufficiently so we could all go to sleep, and her father was in the next room, playing some shooter game on the pooter. We were both tired as she likes being awake at night and we haven't had a descent night's sleep in weeks. All of a sudden she goes "Arr!" and we both jumped out of our skins. I laughed so hard as this wide eyed little things looks around all innocent, curls up in my arms and dozes off to sleep.

ARRRRRRR what is it with me, alcohol and nudity!

I some how managed to end up in a pub on saturday night, drunk whilst standing on a table in with four mates all singing at the top of our lungs whilst stark b*****k naked!

It's amazing we never got thrown out but then I know the landlady and she just laughed at us!

Well, you won't kick the free entertaiment out of your own pub, now would you?

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Is your baby training to be a pirate by any chance?