h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bog-snorkelling! So that's what it was - and I thought the creature I saw in my toilet was the dreaded sewer snake!!

How foolish of you.
You should know that sewer-snakes don't like the Bee-Gees.

I have nice oak finished Chippendale legs, and a damned comfy seat atop 'em.

what the hell are you talking about sex is every thing

Well yes, but if the tap should run dry we must find ways to distract ourselves until the next time our cup floweth over.

This is getting very silly.

ARRGH! Sorry, that pst was made when I was using a different eg. Perhaps I shuld change this ne as well; it desn't seem t be as stable as I had thught at first. I should d it later; nt a gd idea t change ne's eg in public -- Eg changing is an unnerving sight t behld.

Anywh, befre I g, here are tw tips:
1. Dn't d it unless yu are sure yu wn't get an STD, and
2. Never pick a fight with a Synthespian.

Well, that's all, gdbye! I hope those tips are helpfull!

WAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

{Thud}

What have you got against STD's???
They're just another lifeform, struggling to make a buck in the cut-throat world of natural selection. We should embrace them, nurture them, foster them.
Anyone got any favorites?

That's a very silly thing to say.

Anyway, that post I made was with a more unstable ego than I had thought at the time. I'm now certain that my current ego is perfectly stable. Its stability is as solid as a rock. I think. It's a 47-point ego, so I demand that it may or may not start out mostly unstable but get better the more I'm staring at a screen, having some effect on what's on it. That could be accomplished by watching TV, but I don't have much effect on what's on it. Anyway, this ego is getting silly. I'M getting silly. I AM SILLY! Excuse me, I have to change THIS ego. It's so hard to choose a suitable one.

I think THRUSH is my favourite STD.
I've never had it, but I like the fact it was what Napolean Solo and the rest of U.N.C.L.E. were battling against. And to think they could have just used natural yoghurt like everyone else.
If this has just confused everyone more then I'm sorry, that's sex for you.

You're being very silly.

Anyway, this 42-point ego is perfectly stable. I wonder if it's the Answer...

I find the best way to stabalise implant egos is to connect ones cranium, via the nearest lightning conductor, to the wrath of Thor.

There you go again! You're being very silly! And doesn't anyone want to give a boneheaded comment about the Synthespian one, the maniacal laugh, or the thud at the end?

Yes, it does give you that trusty stable flatlined EEG, dunnit?

There you go again! You're being very silly! And doesn't anyone want to give a boneheaded comment about the Synthespian one, the maniacal laugh, or the thud at the end?

I would like to take this opportunity, adolescent white male who likes 47, to request that you sell me a little of what you are on.

Whaddaya MEAN, "what I'm on"!?

...I became this way through years of disciplined meditation, yogic technique, and radical experimental surgery...

I had radical surgery and now Sex Ain't So Complicated!