h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

BHS...well built clothing for tight men that arent at all interesting, is this like a chat line, how does it work, what happens now. What if at some point I come up with something genuinely witty or incisive and no ever sees it, do i gain or loose something or nothing, sex isnt complicated, getting somes complicated.

BHS...well built clothing for tight men that arent at all interesting, is this like a chat line, how does it work, what happens now. What if at some point I come up with something genuinely witty or incisive and no ever sees it, do i gain or loose something or nothing, sex isnt complicated, getting somes complicated.

Well, to clarify that further, sex isn't complicated- getting some is complicated and the bit after you've had some is complicated.

I agree, does anyone have a cure for paranoid girlfriends!

Well, Sex can be complicated... I'd say just let it flow... do what nature intended!!

Girlfriends are only paranoid because boyfriends are SOOOOOO unreliable. They do look good in tight shorts though - unless they live in my home town.

Men I'm talking about here. I am so not into looking at women in tight shorts.

A cure for paraniod girlfriends? A 9mm round usually takes care of them. But then, there are complications involved with that too....

Anybody interested in just having sex?

HEY, who stole my purple mongeese!!!! right, own up. Was it you, Obscure????

Too right! They look much better wearing nothing.

sure

At that moment, the president entered the forum one more.

Having taken on the guise of an ignorant onlooker previously, he now moved with agility, accuracy and acupuncture towards the dark haired girl of average hight who had entered only minutes before him but who had stunned the crowd with her simple, yet deceptively honest answer.

Nonchalant, he waved aside the smiling moose, who had almost immediately approached him with its chopped and sauteed liver as an hors d'oeuvre; now that moose realised that there was more at steak here.

He reached the corner of the room where the open-eyed girl was sitting, apparently unmoved by his smooth entrance.

"Well", he said measuringly to Nymphg, "What in Bobs name are you doing HERE then?"

"feeling peckish" she said moistening her lips "thought i'd see what was on the menu. so far a lot of bull and an odd smell of something fishy" she looked the dark stranger up and down and seemed to come to a conclusion...

To him, her coming to a conclusion didn't turn out to all that determined, since she was going to await his next retort before actaully unveiling it.

The president had, however, no need for the decisionmaking processes, hidden agendas and bureaucracy she tended to busy heself with. He has rected to her spoken promise, yet there being no support for the offhand remarks earlier, he was getting instantly weary.

On the other hand, she HAD said in so many words, that she would dine lusciously, if only he was going to lay out a feast for her to indulge. Checking his hair in the reflection of her moist and slightly parted lips, he suggested: "Have you considered..."
-a brief pause- "...the 'Roast Fireplace with complementary live Bear-rug'? It's hot to every sense but the tongue."

That's a very silly thing to want to do.






Should I change my name to "Adolescent human male who likes 47"? (And how do you make those images?

Is it monGEESE or monGi, the last I heard you had kidnapped my monGi and set the up in a cozy little room full of tractor tyres.
Hand them back you cad.

Why does this appear to have turned into a sex chat forum? Oh, and does anyone know a gal with three breasts? Id love to meet such a person.

Why? Have you got three hands?

No, just really good with my feet.