h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Multi-national corporations
Genocide of the starving nations

Sometimes in the world as is
You've got to shake the hand that feeds you.

Y.

Can't stay on your life support, there's a shortage in the switch,
Can't stay on your morphine, 'cause it's making me itch.

What time is it" said the judge to Joey when they met
"Five to ten" said Joey. The judge says, "That's exactly what
you get".

Possessed by evil spirits when I was just semen
They took a sonogram and saw the image of a demon

I was listening to that just a minute ago!

Johnny the horse was kicked to death, he died for entertainment

This morning at 4:50
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
where 30 minutes later

She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker
She looked just like her mother
If there could be another

And now she's two years older
Her mother's with a soldier
She left me when my drinkin'
Became a proper stingin'

(bugger - wish I had my Squeeze CD with me.....)

"Did I say that I loath you..
Did I say that i want
leave it all behind..."

(Wickedly good, sad, smooth song..)

Like a virgin
Ooh
Touched for the very first time

Batman

The fruits of the loops of the friendships that droop

Dear Janet Jackson you don't know me, but I saw you on the telly. You were wobbling like a jelly, as you gave that song some welly.

Relax. Can you show me where it hurts?

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life you see
the Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need.

Cold darkgrey, the colour of the streets
I hear this town, it never goes to sleep
then I catch the taxidriver weeping like a wounded beast
And I wake up in your room
Steal one piece of your life...

Or anything else from that album, really

I wanna be a homosexual




(that's a song lyric by the way...not a declaration)

"Thank God for ugly women, all the boilers, bags, and trolls
Justso they couldget a Sh@g they invented alcohol"

Don't think it's "God"...

I remember the Macc Lads... possibly the most obscene band I've ever heard.