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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jul 6, 2000
*Em'ly groans as she slowly regains consciousness following the mollusc-strangulation incident*
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jul 6, 2000
*In a parallel universe, Em'ly's döppelganger is sitting in despair at her computer with 1710 words left to write of her 4500 word Dystopia essay, at 1:25am on the day it has to be handed in*
"Look, you're all supposed to be feeling sorry for me, okay?"
*Feeling a sudden pang of hunger, she goes down to the kitchen in search of 
... and then the ultimate cliché comes to her*
"Your plaice or mine?"
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 7, 2000
Can't say there isn't something fishy about all this...
Er ... yours.
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Martin Harper Posted Jul 7, 2000
Has she piked your interest then YK?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 7, 2000
Oh, get trout of here! 
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Mewtwo and Vekura (Pokémon League: A285905. Be a superhero: A380396) Posted Jul 8, 2000
[Mewtwo] }More bad fish jokes on the way...{
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Martin Harper Posted Jul 8, 2000
*feels appropriate sympathy for em'ly*
"Cheer up - there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow fish"
*picks up pot of gold and starts handing it round*
Martin - "And may Cod have mercy on your sole"
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 9, 2000
May the Fish be with you!
[right out of "Muppets from Space"]
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Mewtwo and Vekura (Pokémon League: A285905. Be a superhero: A380396) Posted Jul 10, 2000
[Mewtwo] }Carpe diem!{ 
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 10, 2000
You got that from Dilbert!
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jul 10, 2000
*Em'ly has now finished her essay... thanks for the sympathy mrd; much appreciated*
"So everyone's up for my plaice then?"
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Mewtwo and Vekura (Pokémon League: A285905. Be a superhero: A380396) Posted Jul 10, 2000
[Mewtwo and Vekura refuse to interpret this in any way whatsoever]
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 11, 2000
As long as you have somewhere to perch ..
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Mewtwo and Vekura (Pokémon League: A285905. Be a superhero: A380396) Posted Jul 11, 2000
[Vekura] {I've got a bad feeling that we're running out of bad fish jokes...}
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Martin Harper Posted Jul 11, 2000
Your plaice sounds great. 
The only question is - do we have to cross water to get there? Cos I don't know how to roe...
Running out of bad fish jokes? Cod forbid...
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jul 11, 2000
Well, technically yes; you'll have to come across my private personal private skating rink, so you'll have to skate...
Yeah - we might have to get back to the forum's original theme...
Martin Harper Posted Jul 11, 2000
Well - I like skating, but I my feet start to smell after half an hour on the ice, and the people who lend the skates out always complain. I guess it's all part of the handicap of having a Musky_Toe... 
Yeah - we might have to get back to the forum's original theme...
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jul 11, 2000
A wha?
Yeah - we might have to get back to the forum's original theme...
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jul 12, 2000
What exactly was the original theme? If it had anything to do with geese and duck tape, I think we're better off with the ...
Though of course, the sexual applications of might be reasonably close. The prospect of skin condoms doesn't exactly fill me with enthusiasm...
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