h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*seductively walks over to saffire and offers her some nuts* (or some crisps, this is a wellstocked hotdog stand...)

Well, worth the wait?

Em'ly has now decided to resort to mercenary tactics, and has opened her own hotdog stand.

The hotdogs are made from genuine flying pig.

*A large consignment of big wet mysteriously materialises amongst the geese that, unfettered by the duck tape, are now running amok*

"Any good games involving ?"

[Mewtwo and Vekura try out several facial expressions with which to respond, and give up on the grounds that they really don't want to know]

How about ... FISH FACE!

[throws a in Mewtwo's ]

how about "spin the fish"?

"Truth or fish"?

"Fish Poker"?

[Mewtwo] }Well, I think that there's a good chance that one of the walls will fade into the glass wall of an aquarium.{

[Vekura] {Never tell me the odds.}

[One of the walls fades into the glass wall of an aquarium. An Opee gets near]

[Mewtwo] }Oo. Gobberfish.{

[The is huge. It rams the glass]

OH-oh! Big gobberfish! HUGE auntie!

Sheesh! I don't look in on you lot for a few days and you're doing unspeakable things with fish and one of the geese appears to have been cooked

*Shoo's all the other geese out of the forum*

mrd, I like the seductive walk, I'm sure saffire will be impressed . Don't go spilling any goose fat on that suit tho', I might want it back sometime .

[Mewtwo smacks BS in the with a ]

O! I think that Mewtwo's gotten the hang of !

I was thinking more on the lines of -fencing myself.
*Em'ly picks up a particularly long, straight fish*
"En garde!"

[Mewtwo] }Against who, Em?{

*throws a handy octopus in Emily's direction*

*picks up a plaice and moves in for the kill*

Surely this is a friendly forum where we all love each other... I suppose there's no harm in bumping off the odd goose, though; more foie gras...

*Em'ly fumbles wildly with the distinctly slimy octopus*

"How exactly do you fight with one of these?"

*The octopus begins to stealthily slither around Em'ly's neck, as she begins to suffocate*

"Help! HELP! HLLLLP..."

[YK starts to cut the octupus off of Em using his lightsaber and gets a load of ink in his face. He continues anyway, and somehow manages to cut off the tentacle around her neck last, at which point she has passed out] Oh bugger.

[drags her out of the way of the way of everything that's going to happen next]

*takes a few seconds to mourn the passing of Ozzie the Octopus*
"Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Sushi"

*runs towards Emily*
*slips on patch of oil*
*falls over, letting go of his plaice*
*the flies over and hits Blue in the face*

"Hmm"

*entirely fails to come up with clever puns on the word plaic*

This plaice is full of loonies! Me-sa encloodid!

[Vekura] {I could've guessed...}