h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[YK and Y2K in stereo:] "I speck."

[Mewtwo] }The ability to speak in stereo with your clone does not make you intelligent.{

}Er, look, by "such as it is" I meant that a hot dog stand uniform isn't much of a uniform.{

[Vekura] {Oh dear, the forum's dead again.}

I'm sure it'll perk up again later... it normally does

It isn't quite dead, then?

no its not dead but oh dear look its got competition ... "lack of sex in the sex forum" ... whats that all about??

Lemmy see... why don't you actually look at it? It's better to understand than to explain.

Meant "easier." Not competition, tho.

[Mewtwo] }It seems to be about how there doesn't seem to be much actual conversation about sex in this increasingly inaccurately named Sex Is So Complicated Trilogy.{

Well, frankly, screw 'em...

In the words of Oscar Wilde: "The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about "... nice to know I can be of some interest

}I agree.{

}But, anyway: "Screw them"? In this forum?{

Well, why not? That's what we're *meant* to be doing here...

*eats hotdog*

Though personally, I'm easily distracted...

*steals and eats another hotdog*

I'll better ask Jamie whether he minds me being unfaithful or not first. Then maybe... who knows? Or dares to dream... sorry, I think I got a bit carried away there.

Incidentally - was the hotdog an intentional innuendo, or just an amusing Freudian slip? After all, this is meant to be about sex, isn't it?

Aerol brought a hot dog stand over, demonstrating his abilities to shift ghostly shape at will. I don't think he really meant it as innuendo... Did you?

[Mewtwo] }Oh, sorry, I just shoved him off the computer IRL.{

[Vekura] {Wouldn't've made a difference.}

Hmmmm, this has come a long way since I knew what the h*** was going on

*attempts to wander seductiveluy over to saffire*
*discovers that his spikes have pinned him to the hot dog stall*

Argh! Get met out of here!