h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[YK uses his lightsaber to cut MRD free]

*wanders seductively over to saffire*

"How are *you* doing?"

*Em'ly subtley beats saffire over the head with a large wet fish, at which point she falls down unconscious - PLEASE don't take offence; this is merely a random attack*

In a poor impersonation of saffire's voice, Em'ly replies "...?"

"Oh là là!" dit elle, "Le poisson, c’est vraiment grand, et assez slimy (je ne sais pas le mot français pour ‘slimy’) aussi…"

"J’ai mal à la tête…"

*looks confused briefly*

"Ahh, avez vous l'aspirin? J'ai deux tablettes ici, si tu veux..."

There's something fishy about this whole situation.

[hits Em over the head with the ]

*hits YK over the head with one of the many geese wandering around the place*

"Didn't your mother ever tell you not to hit a lady?"

[Mewtwo] }Probably.{

}I keep hearing about geese. What's that a reference to?{

The previous forum had, upon it's creation, a large number of geese, much duck tape, and a bunch of other stuff provided for it. The purpose of the geese was never specified, and due to the large proportion of vegetarians, never discovered.

Now that some of the vegetarians have cleared off, I suggest bbqing then...

Ooooh, yes... roast goose... we could cook the big slimy fish while we're at it.

*the flames rise as the big wet fish cooks with a satisfying sizzle*

Foie gras, anyone?

You don't mind if we steal your hotdog stand to cook with, do you, Aerol?

Well, it's a bit late now if he does.

*as a peace offering for stealing his hotdog stand, Em'ly offer Aerol a big sizzling piece of the big sizzling , which is now quite, quite dead*

and not so slimy, I hope

Hey, can I get a hotdog?

'Fraid not; all we've got is at the moment.

Unless of course you'd like to have a goose-liver-stuffed doughnut.

D'OH! Nuts!

*FINALLY gains consciousness and hears talk about tasty food and some nuts...*
ahhh i missed all the innuendo here... im sorry mrd that i never got to see your seductive walk! do it again