h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok, Ok, back to the Duck thing, that's a line from my mate Daffy.

No thats just fowl

D'ya know they say that Owls are more intelligent that Chickens and Ducks.

That's only 'coz they don't do Kentucky Fried Owl.

Owls are harder to catch - they only come out at night, and they're afraid of the dark.

one word.... YaWn

That's what you get for missing out on too much sleep - go back to bed and count to five hundred.

i dont have that many fingers

Fine then, just find a non lethal method of rendering yourself unconscious.

what? like listening to you guys *try* being sarcastic?

At least we try to make the effort

...Doesn't that mean you try to try but don't succeed

Yeah, and it really is worth trying.

There are exceptions to the rule !!

Very trying


(by the way - ** = ss)

thanks quacky, no sarcasm intended this once i bow to you



(i still dont get it, mayby im thinking too much i dont get the whole rissole thing if she said its meant to be an r i woulda thought the man woulda realised she meant rissole, i think too much i should switch off well thats it no wait must...add...sarcastic....comment)

WORST THREAD EVER!!

This thread is obviously a REALLY good idea, I mean, the world couldn't POSSIBLY exist without a sarcasm thread, could it?

Yo! Sarcasm is often a way of putting down smarta**es. On One memorable occasion someone said to me (after a real blisterer) " Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit"

I am proud to say that I replied, "I'm trying to learn the local ways"

The sound of Lead balloons and Concrete parachutes was deafening.

I seem to have stumbled upon a flock of witty intellectuals.
Bravo, your mastery of the English language is absolutley astounding.

Why, what a greatly thoughtful and ingenious use of sarcasm.

You may think this is witty, but sarcasm s a form of wit where intelligence is is not a prime requisite