h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know, I know, but sometimes one has to act the innocent to encouarage the less able...

Its a shame some don't forget that they are supposed to be acting innocent

It's a shame some can't identify when they're only supposed to be acting innocent

It's a shame, but some people couldn't identify themselves in a mirror

If I get http501 not found one more time I'm going to bed!!!!!!

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*Looks around for serious competition - sees none*

NEXT!

NEXT? You struck me as more of a Laura Ashley type, Doc.

Touche, Icy North.
Now thats what we need more of - Sarcasm laced with Irony and dripping with barely suppressed venom.

Anyone else?

Sounds like someone's head has got so big they can't get out through their door back to their real, boring life...

N.B. in the spirit of non-bigheadedness, all those posting to this thread are equal, but some are more irritating than others.

This must be the sort of site where Doctors come to learn how to talk rubbish, I wonder where they go to learn how to write like that.

Looked in your own paper bin lately?

Nah, no point, its all stuff from you

There!! Proof that I have been doing your work all along!!

Ah-ha, an admission, now we know who to blame.

No! Just the proof that you are too lazy to get rid of the evidence!

Not lazy just careless, you'll have to give me some lessons on cheating

Why not. I taught you everything else...

I find Tony Blair to be balanced, fair, truthful and a decent sort of chap to run the country...............

Ah ! Political Sarcasm