h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And that makes a world of difference ?

To you, obviously not.........

Oh yes, what is it now, what do you want? Oh very well, just get on with it will you, don't have all day. Come on, come on.

Not a single word over four letters. How erudite.
Education today...............tsk

Be very very careful. I have a black belt in origami

Splendid. Two words, each with seven letters. My how you are coming on.

The greater the words the lower the understanding

I see you have mastered Cod Pyschology 1.1 as well..........

I only have half a brain, is that too clever for here?

No of course not, mate. You settle yourself down, and do keep posting those gems.

well i only have half a pea and some pocket lint rattlin' 'round in this noggin' and i've out witted everyone here

mind the Pea transplant doesn't reject you then.

My, those capital letters do add a certain je-ne-sais-quoi to a name, don't they?

More of a je-ne-comprends-pas.

QuackQuack-Quaaaack- Qua

so there.

Yeah, capital letters REALLY do make a difference - if you're a company that sells three types of duck feed...

Presumably your idea of three types would be Orange, Satsuma, and Tangerine

crispy, aromatic and orange actually works much better

Stop picking on me, you lot have plenty of spots of your own

I have heard clearasil is a good product to remove spots, or you could try napalm for the really stubborn ones