h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I expect he used to live in a shoebox in't middle of t'road...

and work 25 hours a day 8 days of the week 330 days of t'year for tuppence a fortnight, every night when he came home his father would feed him lump of cold poison which he would wash down with a cup of sulphuric acid before getting slashed to death wi t'rusty bread knife and his grave danced on then he'd get up the next mornin and still walk the 2000 miles to the mill

Yes well that was a truly necessary, nay unmissable bit of amplification of the point already made, wasn't it?

I would usually correct Himura's entry, but there were so many inaccuracies it would be a fultile exercise.............

please doctor correct (upon the python sketch, not spelling or grammatical errors) im all ears...

Couldnt possibly dear boy/girl/thing - that would contravene the whole spirit of the thread now wouldnt it?

Correction by the good doctor? Now that WOULD be worth seeing. What does fultile mean, anyway?

well the doctor is in if that is your real name i take my leave of you, and wash my hands of you, and bite my thumb at you good sir, if you are not enough of a man to point out my innacuracies then you are a meer hampster.

And you call yourselves men?

I have heard worse in the infants schoolyard!

No no, Himura. That is "Mere" hamster. I think that was the phrase you were groping for...........

no doctor i was refering to my own personal breed of hampster the "meer hamster" is a cross between a hampster and a meer cat, im sorry in your ignorance you must have missed my point, and you call yourself doctor, may i suggest "doctor-of-wouldnt-know-what-he-was-talking-about-if-it-gave-me-a-back-rub-and-compplimentary-soap-on-a-rope"

Oh dear, he stamps his little foot and his little face goes red. Yes hold your breath till your face turns blue, see if I care

tsk tsk liquid act your age not your shoe size

So can anyone round here help me out with a definition of the term "sarcasm"?

You mean you've joined this conversation and have absolutely no idea what it is about.

No, I was just struggling to see where it came into the last few posts. As I don't doubt you knew.
You're clearly a connoisseur of the noble art of irony yourself, with a name like that.

Oh dear, oh dear!

The novices are still playing here! Tut!

I think he should stick to the noble art of ironing...

She said to me I can't eat curry it disagrees with me
I said it wouldn't dare.

Dearest Narapoia

You said "So can anyone round here help me out with a definition of the term "sarcasm"?"

I say that with a statement like that, you must already have a Masters degree in it.